They peed on your fvcking rug dude.

[bigvince]

here's another:


<you try to pull a pice out on the lanes ill take it from you stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click, JESUS! thats right nobody fvcks with the jesus

 

[thebestMAX]

How about me?

I love rugs and merkins.

Sorry, couldnt resist.

 

[Thunderbooty]

ThebestMax

You show promise



......You mean, Coitus?

 

[bigvince]

forgive me but WTF is a merkin?

 

[Yeeny]

FRIDAY! where ya been, welcome to the thread!

See? You never know when I am going to show up. Keep your eyes open BigVince....

 

[bigvince]

GirlFridaythank you for keeping me on my toes...

 

[Thunderbooty]

vince....your acting very un-vince like....

 

[thebestMAX]

ThunderBooty

BOFUS?

I love Texans.

Big Vince??????

A merkin is a toupee for the crotch area, ISUN

 

[bigvince]

she dosn't mean anything to me....

she's just a friend....

I know her from highschool....

we used to work together....



Thunderbooty , Girlfriday: just kidding!

 

[Thunderbooty]

Well Bigvince, I know that I dont like sharing my men, and I am sure Girlfriday wouldnt either....

your not messing with our young minds now are you????

 

[snoogans]

Best lines from that flick (but I'll end up missing some anyway):

&quot;Aw f*ck it dude...let's go bowlin'&quot;
&quot;You think the rug-pissers did this?&quot;
&quot;This will not stand, man...this aggression will not stand&quot;
&quot;Shut the f*ck up, Donnie&quot;
&quot;8 year olds, dude&quot;
&quot;You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 3:00pm&quot;
&quot;I dabbled in pacificism once...not in Nam of course&quot;
&quot;OVER THE LINE!!!&quot;
&quot;Phone's ringin', dude.&quot;
&quot;I am the walrus&quot;
&quot;What the f*ck is this?&quot; &quot;Obviously, you're not a golfer&quot;
&quot;...they're gonna cut off my johnson!&quot; &quot;What do you need that for, dude?&quot;

There are many more but I'll stop now

 

[bigvince]

no baby you know your the only one for me


you know i love you...



P.S. for extra points try to identify the quote above.

 

[snow patrol]

OMG - The Big Lebowski has to be just about my favourite film Nice to see a few more fans of the Coen brothers here. I have to say - Fargo was great, but IMHO TBL pees all over it. That film had me in stitches, each of the four times I've seen it!

Thanks for the quotes snoogans and for the thread Thunderbooty

 

[Thunderbooty]

What I really love about it-and maybe its just the dvd version- but its so visually stunning. the colors in it are amazing.

 

[snoogans]

Don't forget the soundtrack...helps the movie quite a bit as well

No prob, SnowPatrol, I quote that flick all the time. My &quot;special lady friend&quot; (Worked that in there pretty good, no?) would hate it if she didn't like it as much as me.

 

[thebestMAX]

Always liked all the Bridges brothers works.

They are wierd and I like that because I identify.

 

[bigvince]

snoogans:

the soundtrack kicks all form of ass ... how about kenny rogers and the first edition doing condition...

 

[snoogans]

haha...that was a good song

I'm more partial to the opening credits and the spanish &quot;hotel california&quot;

&quot;Nobody f*cks with the Jesus&quot;
&quot;You pull your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'til it goes....click&quot;

 

[bigvince]

the gypsy kings version of hotel california is not only a kick ass song but is accualy a display piece. They did it to show off thier guitar skills which are very good.

 

[Thunderbooty]

I just took the time to download the soundtrack

Take it easy, dude...


Yeah well....the Dude abides.

 

[convex]

i thought the scene where the sheriff of malibu throws the mug at him was pretty good...and the cab driver &quot;get the fsck out of my cab&quot;

 

[snow patrol]

Hmmn, I have a day off tomorrow and methinks I shall watch this film again

 

[snoogans]

Oh yea, Convex, that scene was pretty good

&quot;I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, and I don't like you, jerk-off...you get me?&quot;
&quot;I'm sorry, I wasn't listening&quot;

hahahaha

&quot;F*ckin' Facist!&quot;

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I fvcking love that movie (as my handle indicates)

The chinaman is not the issue Dude. We're talking about unchecked aggression here. We're talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line, YOU DO NOT PASS..... and Dude. Chinaman is not the perfered nominclature.. Asian-American, please.

What the fvck is this (holding bowling ball)

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

I'll drive down to Houston and watch wit you

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Shomber-fvckin-shavez

Best sceen is when the Dude is comin back from the Dr. and flicks the joint aginst the window and into his lap. Then crashes into the dumpster.