They grow like weeds... Official Jeeebus' great dane puppy thread

[MotF Bane]

lol

 

[pcguru78]

I've wanted to get a Dane for a long time now. World's largest lap dogs.

 

[Jeeebus]

*7 month update*

P.S. is there any way to edit thread titles these days?


She was 105 lbs a couple weeks ago when we took her to the vet. Still a psycho intent on destroying anything in her path. Has recently taken to chewing door frames which I am not exactly happy about.

Hard to believe she's got a lot more weight and height to put on.

As you can see, slobber is somewhat of an issue for the unsuspecting dog/person...

 

[eits]

 

[preslove]

Is that your son? If so, you should invest in a great dane saddle for him.

...

or

 

[MotF Bane]

I see JEEEBUS LEGS!

 

[Jeeebus]

I see JEEEBUS LEGS!

contain your erection - those are my wife's hairy legs... she's European!

<barf>

 

[highland145]

Cute kid. Tell him the heart isn't back there.🙂

Dang. What a big tongue he has.

"The better to drool on everything with."

Shens on the legs. Pics of Jeeebus.

 

[preslove]

contain your erection - those are my wife's hairy legs... she's European!

<barf>

shens

srsly, this has to be shens

 

[Jeeebus]

shens

srsly, this has to be shens

they are indeed Jeeebus legs.

 

[Jeeebus]

o hai...

I'm 8 months old.

 

[ElFenix]

awwwwww whooos a puppay whooos a puppay

 

[MotF Bane]

I suspect she ate your son.

 

[BoomerD]

There's your means of suicide...stop feeding the horse for a few days, then rub pork chops all over your neck...

 

[Jeeebus]

zee puppy... she continues to grow!

About 120 lbs now, 11 months old.

 

[waggy]

wow!

i want a great dane. but waiting until my daughters 4lb teacup poodle kicks the bucket.

 

[nitrous9200]

Awww.

 

[CPA]

wow!

i want a great dane. but waiting until my daughters 4lb teacup poodle kicks the bucket.

Get the Dane and let it take care of your problem - one bite and that poodle will be gone.

 

[waggy]

Get the Dane and let it take care of your problem - one bite and that poodle will be gone.

oh my daughter would kill me..😱

 

[AreaCode707]

OMG now I miss my girls!!!!

They both passed away between May and August. 🙁 I actually sent emails to breeders two days ago and I have an inbox full of responses to sort through to try to find a good place to waitlist for spring or summer puppies. I'd like to do a rescue again but losing even a year or two off the short Dane lifespan is just really hard, not sure I can do it again so soon.

 

[vshah]

that's no puppy. that's a space station!

 

[Powermoloch]

that's no puppy. that's a space station!

This

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

I miss my great danes 🙁

Hell I miss my dogs... Wish I could have them again.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Jeeebus needs to deliver with some moar pics of his brother's naked girlfriends.

 

[Jeeebus]

Jeeebus needs to deliver with some moar pics of his brother's naked girlfriends.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It was my brother-in-law... duhhh.

And she's now an ex-girlfriend (thankfully I don't have to uncomfortably stare at her and giggle at the thought of her face being covered in man juice anymore).

And... if the pics were good, the videos were... uhhh... ya.