They call....

[Monel Funkawitz]

....me Cuban Pete!
I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas
I go chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom!

*Shakes Booty* Next person!

 

[LordMaul]

/Mountain Dew slowly drools out of Maul's mouth

 

[bmacd]

*wonders how much of the rock has been smoked*

-=bmacd=-

 

[StattlichPassat]

...stops...pauses...gawks...rolls eyes...keeps walking.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bmacd
*wonders how much of the rock has been smoked*

-=bmacd=-

Don't worry, Monel only smokes the high quality stuff.

 

[mcveigh]

congrats on finally coming out of the closet!

 

[GrumpyMan]

I heard Cuban Pete had 20 pounds of hanging meat and was pretty popular with the ladies. Brother of Piss Pot Pete.

 

[nyeturo989]

fo show