They are dropping like flies

[MotF Bane]

How do you fall up stairs?

Don't lift your foot enough to clear the step, and try to move forwards anyways.

 

[mrblotto]

Got hit with it (while off work over Xmas no doubt!) up in PA. Both ends. Blech...........

 

[TwiceOver]

Birds, fish, crabs, pidgeons, and now Kindergarteners? Ohh noes.

 

[moshquerade]

Just got back from a cleaning this a.m. I felt like vomiting too after the $149.00 bill.


Just hold your breath.

lol, what do you expect? a freebie?

 

[moshquerade]

Ahhh the common theme in the story is YOU.
You sure you are not the one spreading it?

"ones I have seen are going home sick"

yes, i have supersonic instagerms that spread through eye contact. :thumbsup:

 

[moshquerade]

OP's new nickname is MoshquerAIDS



Wash their hands with ammonia. I hear it kills things. It also removes organic acids that form when organic material burns and leaves a black residue on the inside of your glassware

you suck

 

[highland145]

lol, what do you expect? a freebie?

At least the boob rub. I'd even throw in the extra $1.


Remember I'm old. Got them cleaned for $5 when I was a kid.

 

[bfdd]

ugh the whole "don't come to work sick" shit needs to apply to people who have sick kids as well. Seriously I get DESTROYED by any bug. I've had virus's that only attack toddlers put me down for week+.

 

[moshquerade]

At least the boob rub. I'd even throw in the extra $1.


Remember I'm old. Got them cleaned for $5 when I was a kid.

be glad you still have teeth to get cleaned then.

 

[ShawnD1]

be glad you still have teeth to get cleaned then.

I saw a commercial for this newer thing where they drill holes into your draw then fasten fake teeth right to the bone. Do you know if those are any good?

Seems like a good concept.

 

[highland145]

No holes in my draw. Damn it.

 

[moshquerade]

No holes in my draw. Damn it.

i thought every body had a hole in their draw

 

[moshquerade]

I saw a commercial for this newer thing where they drill holes into your draw then fasten fake teeth right to the bone. Do you know if those are any good?

Seems like a good concept.

titanium screws in your jaw, like an implant?

 

[eits]

As a smoker, I am amazed at how infrequently I get sick.

Now that I said that, I'll be in the hospital tomorrow.

why?

 

[highland145]

i thought every body had a hole in their straw

fixed.

Someone said those implants were $4K each. Any idea?

 

[shocksyde]

why?

No particular reason. Just suggesting I had jinxed myself.

It's tomorrow, and I'm not in the hospital.

 

[shocksyde]

OP's new nickname is MoshquerAIDS

LOL. Winnar.