I arrived at our son's commencement one hour early to get a seat close enough for pictures. First row had some skank on the end, who said the several seats beyond her were "saved". A cow ten seats down nodded in agreement. I said, OooooKaaaayy, and tried the row behind them. An old man was behind them on the end, who was afraid to say it was the same situation with him, but his wife several seats down spoke up. She said they were ALL saved. I said loud enough for both rows to hear, "OH, THAT'S SLICK!" I noticed the third row was still empty, so I said loudly to my wife, "Why don't we just save this whole row here?" The old man's wife started asking him for his coat to put on one of the chairs. He protested, but finally gave it to her. The cow in the front row spent the next hour looking anxiously for her missing entourage. My wife was mad that I made a fuss about it. TOUGH!
I tend to agree with Dave Berry:
Dave sets rules on lines and saving seats
I tend to agree with Dave Berry:
Dave sets rules on lines and saving seats
- At class plays, music recitals, graduations, etc., you may save a few seats for your IMMEDIATE FAMILY and then only for a reasonable time. You may not arrive an hour early and squat at the end of a row, or even two rows, and save large blocs of seats for relatives so distant that some of them are not even vertebrates.