There's hope for ATOT'ers yet

[jfall]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/219096946.html

Are you a WoW addict? Do you spend all night up trying to complete quests and killing mythical beasts? Are you alone thinking "wouldn't it be great to have a little gnome mage to play with . . . and sleep with?" How about an avid fan of JKRowling? Listening to MuggleCast is a weekly ritual, and you're drooling over Prophecy 2007 and looking forward to mature literary critiques of the work and not so much the screaming girls. Do you want someone to mod your box with, code til ungodly hours drinking Monster or watching BSG, Star Trek or MythBusters? Do you run MythTV? Linux? FreeBSD? Do you immerse yourself so deeply in these activities because you're scared of girls and don't know how to talk to them but secretly (or not so secretly) wish you had a screaming girl of your own?

Then look no further. You've found someone who'll happily spend the next few months to years of her life fostering your geek godliness.

A short, curly haired vixen with a rack to rival those of WoW characters is lookin for a fixin. All those years of excersizing those finger muscles haven't gone to waste, and nice guys don't always finish last.

Requirements: must wash face and be taller than 5'3".


Preferred: Heavier than 200lbs and not relegated to the fat cart at Walmart


Virgins encouraged to apply.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: jfall
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/219096946.html

Are you a WoW addict? Do you spend all night up trying to complete quests and killing mythical beasts? Are you alone thinking "wouldn't it be great to have a little gnome mage to play with . . . and sleep with?" How about an avid fan of JKRowling? Listening to MuggleCast is a weekly ritual, and you're drooling over Prophecy 2007 and looking forward to mature literary critiques of the work and not so much the screaming girls. Do you want someone to mod your box with, code til ungodly hours drinking Monster or watching BSG, Star Trek or MythBusters? Do you run MythTV? Linux? FreeBSD? Do you immerse yourself so deeply in these activities because you're scared of girls and don't know how to talk to them but secretly (or not so secretly) wish you had a screaming girl of your own?

Then look no further. You've found someone who'll happily spend the next few months to years of her life fostering your geek godliness.

A short, curly haired vixen with a rack to rival those of WoW characters is lookin for a fixin. All those years of excersizing those finger muscles haven't gone to waste, and nice guys don't always finish last.

Requirements: must wash face and be taller than 5'3".


Preferred: Heavier than 200lbs and not relegated to the fat cart at Walmart


Virgins encouraged to apply.

Hahahaha, nice find.

 

[mugs]

A short, curly haired vixen with a rack to rival those of WoW characters is lookin for a fixin.

A huge rack is not something to brag about when it's accompanied by a huge body.

 

[FoBoT]

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Is this her?

 

[Martin]

Her gmail account will run out of space

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: j00fek

Originally posted by: FoBoT

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Is this her?

I doubt she's that slender.

 

[Lola]

that sounds like a fake to me...
tis in the metro detroit area though

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Is this her?

Know what the best part of that pic is? I think she's driving a camaro.

Way back, a pal of mine and I had this theory about chicks and cars that they drove. Among them were Jeep chicks were easy and camaro chicks were fat and easy.

Disclaimer: If you're a chick, and you drive a Jeep or a Camaro, and are offended by the previous statement, then either do some soul searching or realize this was a theory about women formulated by two sub-20 year old guys.

 

[OpenThirdEye]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Is this her?

Know what the best part of that pic is? I think she's driving a camaro.

Way back, a pal of mine and I had this theory about chicks and cars that they drove. Among them were Jeep chicks were easy and camaro chicks were fat and easy.

Disclaimer: If you're a chick, and you drive a Jeep or a Camaro, and are offended by the previous statement, then either do some soul searching or realize this was a theory about women formulated by two sub-20 year old guys.

That's a fantastic disclaimer!

 

[imported_Cameron]

ROFL

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
that sounds like a fake to me...
tis in the metro detroit area though

check it out, report back with :camera:'s