There's been a drive-by shooting at my office...

[E equals MC2]

police is on their way. everyone is panicking. some are even hiding underneath the cube desk.
i just heard the office manager saying the shooter is back and trying to get into office. ill report later.

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[nageov3t]

making a post about it on ATOT instead of running for cover? you really are an addict.

 

[glenn beck]

lol, love how in the time of emergency and panic, someone always finds there way to a computer to post about it

 

[darkxshade]

E equals MC2
ATOT member
04/16/2006 - 06/18/2008

 

[her209]

E-mail teh cops?

 

[funkymatt]

damn dude, stay safe. who did you piss off this bad?

 

[bonkers325]

beat him down with a pipe. you'll get an all-american-badass award

on the off chance that you are actually telling the truth, stay safe

 

[E equals MC2]

it's not THAT bad yet.. the office IS loud with people making commotion and ppl busily walkign around.

boss told the team to not panic and stay put. Supposedly the shooter is forcing his way inside and talking to someone. Also few gunshots have been fired but I didn't hear anything personally. I'll provide update as possible.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

E equals MC2
ATOT member
04/16/2006 - 06/18/2008

I feel this is another fake thread.

PROOF ?! Audio recording

 

[Anubis]

shens

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

E equals MC2
ATOT member
04/16/2006 - 06/18/2008

Now now, don't get your hopes up like that.

 

[Juno]

jealous much?

 

[JRich]

Let me in. I just want to talk to E equals MC2. Nobody will get hurt.

 

[imported_Imp]

Can't wait till the "shooter" makes a post.

 

[pstylesss]

Uh... does anyone in the office have a gun? If anyone there able to defend you guys?

 

[aplefka]

This is why every office needs a Dwight.

 

[KeithTalent]

It's the turkeys, they're back for revenge.

KT

 

[MotF Bane]

E equals MC2 is from the Boston area, right?

 

[nakedfrog]

Hey, why isn't Mr. Pickles posting?

 

[rh71]

What kind of an office is this? Like a walk-in kinkos where it's 1-level and someone on the street can easily shoot inside?

Every office I've worked at has been multi-floor buildings so it's sorta weird to describe it like you have.

 

[Pantoot]

#60469 +(7147)- [X]

<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room
<beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging support in the form of unneccesary votes

 

[XxPrOdiGyxX]

Wasn't it already established that e=mc2 is a liar? This smells like a Goosemaster-esque thread.

Edit: spelling

 

[SlowSpyder]

Looks like his rich Harvard grad teacher/corporate director girlfriend will be single soon.

 

[TehMac]

Someone is going to get tea bagged!!

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: aplefka
This is why every office needs an E equals MC2.

Fixed.

We all need cannon fodder for the bullets, and he would work as a meat shield quite well.