There's a vampire outbreak at my school

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rivan

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Originally posted by: sandorski
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Vette73

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough :(

haha

boy is vampire
he likes chick that is not vampire
chick likes vampire
drama with vampires
boy protects chick
bla bla bla

Yeah, but now it's been done.

Now, make the girl the vampire and the boy a human, and you've got something!


To late.

 

Psynaut

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idiots? That's epic. You really think the kids believe there are vampires? No doubt they are all laughing their asses off at how gullible the police, the administration, and adults in general can be. They are probably planning, for their nest stunt, to start a Godzilla panic to see if they can get the military to respond.
 

compuwiz1

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Oct 9, 1999
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It's all rumor denial and fun and games....until students with holes in their necks and ghastly glares start appearing in a classroom near you. As you lay in the comfort and safety of your bed tonight, just tell yourself it could never happen here. ;)
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough :(

Creativity doesn't matter. Most of them follow a basic formula, then you just make the main characters teenagers, use small words, and sell boatloads.
Tits.

You need tits.
 

darkxshade

Lifer
Mar 31, 2001
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This is a serious issue and you guys are being a bunch of asshats joking around about it. :disgust:
 

Fayd

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Jun 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough :(

haha

boy is vampire
he likes chick that is not vampire
chick likes vampire
drama with vampires
boy protects chick
bla bla bla

Yeah, but now it's been done.

Now, make the girl the vampire and the boy a human, and you've got something!

been done too.

in fact, that's like the whole premise of rosario + vampire.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: Fayd
been done too.

in fact, that's like the whole premise of rosario + vampire.

I googled it, that's manga, so I doubt it's got much potential to become a blockbuster series in the US ;)
 

Fayd

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www.manwhoring.com
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Fayd
been done too.

in fact, that's like the whole premise of rosario + vampire.

I googled it, that's manga, so I doubt it's got much potential to become a blockbuster series in the US ;)

it's also a fairly successful (albeit bad) anime series (tmk it gets shown on cartoon network?)...and it's not as though manga/anime hasn't inspired western authors to their own works.
 

sutahz

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At least the cops showed up. Good to know the police dispatchers have their priorities correct.
 

Flammable

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Mar 3, 2007
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Originally posted by: sutahz
At least the cops showed up. Good to know the police dispatchers have their priorities correct.

The real story is that, Some girl bit a senior on the neck and there was blood and shit... there's a group of these girls that bite each other in the bathroom and do this shit. sucking their blood etc.
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: darkxshade
This is a serious issue and you guys are being a bunch of asshats joking around about it. :disgust:

I just saw a little puff of smoke rise out of my sarcasm meter. Dammit, you broke it.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: Flammable
Originally posted by: sutahz
At least the cops showed up. Good to know the police dispatchers have their priorities correct.

The real story is that, Some girl bit a senior on the neck and there was blood and shit... there's a group of these girls that bite each other in the bathroom and do this shit. sucking their blood etc.

lol I don't know if I want to laugh, or shake my head. Crazy kids.

Imagine, they will be supporting our fire departments, police departments, hospitals. Those are the people that will build bridges that [are suppose to] support 10,000 cars per day. Those are the people that will ensure the water we drink is safe.

Since eventually, the current generation of people doing those things will no longer be around.

God bless this mess. :p
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
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Pretty soon there's going to be Zombie vs Vampire gang wars.
I, for one, welcome myself.
 

Modelworks

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Crono
Pretty soon there's going to be Zombie vs Vampire gang wars.
I, for one, welcome myself.

They can call themselves The Crypts & Bloods !
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Modelworks
Originally posted by: BladeVenom
Zombies are no match for Vampires. You at least need werewolves.

Vampires would probably starve if it was all zombies.

The last vampire, starving in a world that has been overtaken by zombies. I call movie rights!

Originally posted by: Modelworks
Originally posted by: Crono
Pretty soon there's going to be Zombie vs Vampire gang wars.
I, for one, welcome myself.

They can call themselves The Crypts & Bloods !

Lol, that's pretty clever. I call movie rights!