There's a vampire outbreak at my school

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This is hilarious...

 

[arcenite]

That's our future, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[SonnyDaze]

"Seriously?" said Melissa Duggan.

I'm with her.

 

[Queasy]

So he denies that there are Vampires but makes no mention of all the Werewolves running amuck. Typical.

 

[KeithTalent]

Amok.

God damned bloodsuckers. :disgust:

KT

 

[nakedfrog]

Oh, FFS...

 

[nakedfrog]

Besides, everyone knows they congregate in Santa Carla.

 

[Krynj]

I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough 🙁

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough 🙁

haha

boy is vampire
he likes chick that is not vampire
chick likes vampire
drama with vampires
boy protects chick
bla bla bla

 

[DrawninwarD]

Alucard!

 

[frostedflakes]

Lol, kids these days.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough 🙁

haha

boy is vampire
he likes chick that is not vampire
chick likes vampire
drama with vampires
boy protects chick
bla bla bla

Yeah, but now it's been done.

Now, make the girl the vampire and the boy a human, and you've got something!

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough 🙁

Creativity doesn't matter. Most of them follow a basic formula, then you just make the main characters teenagers, use small words, and sell boatloads.

 

[Iron Woode]

wait until the Zombies show up at school.

All hell well break loose.

 

[effowe]

The vamps are just wanna be goths, fricken posers.

 

[SAWYER]

What kind of dipshits go to that school?

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I wish I could write awful books, sell the rights to Hollywood, and then make millions off of stupid teenage shit heads.

You're probably not creative enough 🙁

haha

boy is vampire
he likes chick that is not vampire
chick likes vampire
drama with vampires
boy protects chick
bla bla bla

Yeah, but now it's been done.

Now, make the girl the vampire and the boy a human, and you've got something!

It's been done a couple tens of times in movies, books, video games, etc.
Just wait a few years and do it again.

 

[meltdown75]

No, actually... that's an idiot outbreak.

 

[sandorski]

Also in the News, Boston Latin announces Night Classes! Featuring: Cooking without Garlic, Making things without Wood, Buy Gold Sell Silver.

All Courses Free with your Blood Donation---Give the Gift of Life!

 

[rudder]

At least it is not damn zombies. I could probably live with being a vampire.

 

[Chryso]

That is exactly what the vampires want us to think.

 

[MovingTarget]

Quick! Burninate the nearest Hot Topic!

😀

 

[CraKaJaX]

This sounds serious.

 

[Jeeebus]

The prestigious Boston public school was founded in 1635, and its students have included Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, John Hancock, Louis Farrakhan, Sumner Redstone, and Nat Hentoff

Well no shit vampire rumors are going around considering their alumni.