There's a rat in here!

[Bv3]

I heard plastic rustling and I thought it was jst the wind because I have the fan on, but I look down and a rat peeks out from under my bed. OMG I am so freaked out right now. WHat's the easiest, and least disgusting way to kill this little fvcker.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

get one of those glue sheets that restaurants use.. nothing walks free of that@!

 

[morkinva]

Is it a rat or a mouse? Either way I'd say one of them spring trap thingies. The size depending on if its a rat or a mouse.

 

[Chiboy]

Feed him poisonous double choclate chip cookies!

 

[Bv3]

looks like a big rat to me, damn i wish i had a cat

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: morkinva
Is it a rat or a mouse? Either way I'd say one of them spring trap thingies. The size depending on if its a rat or a mouse.

Either the trap or the glue sheet.

Either way...setup a webcam!

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Shotgun

 

[TwinkleToes77]

If you dont want to be disgusting about it, then dont do a trap.. nothing like hearing a snap and crunch... a glue sheet just leaves them squirming on glue

 

[Bootprint]

Train him to your evil deads.

 

[Bv3]

Are these glue sheets readily available? Where can I buy one?

 

[Dingleberries]

Hire a professional cat.

 

[Bv3]

The thing is that right now I've got him trapped under the bed, if I leave to go buy somthing, then when I get back he could be anywhere.

 

[morkinva]

Originally posted by: Bv3
The thing is that right now I've got him trapped under the bed, if I leave to go buy somthing, then when I get back he could be anywhere.

Beat him up, he won't fight back too much.

Seriously, if you're not going to kill him after you glue trap his butt, then that's just cruel. That's why I'd opt for the spring one- quick and painless.

 

[FatJackSprat]

Put a spring trap inside a brown paper bag, then you just have to roll uo the top and throw it away without looking at it very much.

 

[Bv3]

Is there any danger if this thing bites me?

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: Bv3
Is there any danger if this thing bites me?

yes. you could turn into RatMan!!

But seriously, rats can carry diseases.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Bv3
Is there any danger if this thing bites me?

You'll join Wduaqnug with rabies

 

[kindest]

isnt it digusting that the rat has a slow agonizing death from being stuck to sticky paper.
what will mrs. rat ever do with her 10 babies (she had 12 but ate 2).
sticky paper available at your local ace hardware.

 

[Bv3]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Bv3 Is there any danger if this thing bites me?

You'll join Wduaqnuag with rabies

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[PCMarine]

Call an exterminator? Call a friend who likes rodents?

 

[pyonir]

beat it with a shovel.

 

[Zrom999]

If you got it cornered, trap it in something (box, bag, pillowcase etc) that you have laying around. Then dispose of anyway you want (toilet, off a bridge, neighbors house etc).

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Bv3
I heard plastic rustling and I thought it was jst the wind because I have the fan on, but I look down and a rat peeks out from under my bed. OMG I am so freaked out right now. WHat's the easiest, and least disgusting way to kill this little fvcker.

Stand on the bed and squeal like a little girl until his furry little head explodes.

 

[Eli]

Clean your room.

 

[Eli]

Clean your room.