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There's a hot chick sitting in my lap right as I'm typing this

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"I was her209's roommate in the dorm, Freshman year. I think all of you fans will appreciate this story. Where do i begin!? her209 was small and lanky, and i think it affected his self confidence, but well liked because of his sense of humor. Funny story: One night, he came home a little drunk. He was upset because a girl he liked was not succumbing to his advances. She liked another guy on our floor. I was sitting on his bed to talk. Out of nowhere, I became erect , just naturally. I was wearing pants and hoped he wouldn't notice. He did. I thought he was going to freak, but he didn't. Just the opposite. He grabbed it and told me i was big. Bigger than him, i knew because i had watched him change. He unzipped me. My meat swung free, and he began to slowly stroke up and down. Soon i was inside him. I explored every orifice on his little lanky body. He loved it."
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Someone sent me this...

"I was her209's roommate in the dorm, Freshman year. I think all of you fans will appreciate this story. Where do i begin!? her209 was small and lanky, and i think it affected his self confidence, but well liked because of his sense of humor. Funny story: One night, he came home a little drunk. He was upset because a girl he liked was not succumbing to his advances. She liked another guy on our floor. I was sitting on his bed to talk. Out of nowhere, I became erect , just naturally. I was wearing pants and hoped he wouldn't notice. He did. I thought he was going to freak, but he didn't. Just the opposite. He grabbed it and told me i was big. Bigger than him, i knew because i had watched him change. He unzipped me. My meat swung free, and he began to slowly stroke up and down. Soon i was inside him. I explored every orifice on his little lanky body. He loved it."
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That's fvcking disguting and funny as hell 😀😀
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Someone sent me this...

"I was her209's roommate in the dorm, Freshman year. I think all of you fans will appreciate this story. Where do i begin!? her209 was small and lanky, and i think it affected his self confidence, but well liked because of his sense of humor. Funny story: One night, he came home a little drunk. He was upset because a girl he liked was not succumbing to his advances. She liked another guy on our floor. I was sitting on his bed to talk. Out of nowhere, I became erect , just naturally. I was wearing pants and hoped he wouldn't notice. He did. I thought he was going to freak, but he didn't. Just the opposite. He grabbed it and told me i was big. Bigger than him, i knew because i had watched him change. He unzipped me. My meat swung free, and he began to slowly stroke up and down. Soon i was inside him. I explored every orifice on his little lanky body. He loved it."
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:shocked:

HAHAHaHAhahahHAahaha!
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Someone sent me this...

"I was her209's roommate in the dorm, Freshman year. I think all of you fans will appreciate this story. Where do i begin!? her209 was small and lanky, and i think it affected his self confidence, but well liked because of his sense of humor. Funny story: One night, he came home a little drunk. He was upset because a girl he liked was not succumbing to his advances. She liked another guy on our floor. I was sitting on his bed to talk. Out of nowhere, I became erect , just naturally. I was wearing pants and hoped he wouldn't notice. He did. I thought he was going to freak, but he didn't. Just the opposite. He grabbed it and told me i was big. Bigger than him, i knew because i had watched him change. He unzipped me. My meat swung free, and he began to slowly stroke up and down. Soon i was inside him. I explored every orifice on his little lanky body. He loved it."
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holy pwned.

this thread is done. lol.
 
How old is she? I'm assuming that she's a child, relative of some sort and that you are posting that she's "hot" to be humorous! 😀

I could be wrong though. 🙂


: ) Amanda
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Someone sent me this...

"I was her209's roommate in the dorm, Freshman year. I think all of you fans will appreciate this story. Where do i begin!? her209 was small and lanky, and i think it affected his self confidence, but well liked because of his sense of humor. Funny story: One night, he came home a little drunk. He was upset because a girl he liked was not succumbing to his advances. She liked another guy on our floor. I was sitting on his bed to talk. Out of nowhere, I became erect , just naturally. I was wearing pants and hoped he wouldn't notice. He did. I thought he was going to freak, but he didn't. Just the opposite. He grabbed it and told me i was big. Bigger than him, i knew because i had watched him change. He unzipped me. My meat swung free, and he began to slowly stroke up and down. Soon i was inside him. I explored every orifice on his little lanky body. He loved it."
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Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Someone sent me this...

"I was her209's roommate in the dorm, Freshman year. I think all of you fans will appreciate this story. Where do i begin!? her209 was small and lanky, and i think it affected his self confidence, but well liked because of his sense of humor. Funny story: One night, he came home a little drunk. He was upset because a girl he liked was not succumbing to his advances. She liked another guy on our floor. I was sitting on his bed to talk. Out of nowhere, I became erect , just naturally. I was wearing pants and hoped he wouldn't notice. He did. I thought he was going to freak, but he didn't. Just the opposite. He grabbed it and told me i was big. Bigger than him, i knew because i had watched him change. He unzipped me. My meat swung free, and he began to slowly stroke up and down. Soon i was inside him. I explored every orifice on his little lanky body. He loved it."
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:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
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wtflol
 
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