There's a gay kid in my son's youth group

[PhineasJWhoopee]

According to my son, the kids at his school make fun of him while the kids in the church youth group accept him and are kind to him.

We live in a small town in the upper midwest, so it's probably a good thing for him to have found this group of caring people.

 

[mizzou]

Awesome, I can't wait to hear the stories he tells you when he gets back from his youth retreat

Just let him know that even if it's just the tip, it may as well go full in

 

[Ruptga]

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Hope he doesn't go to Rutgers.

 

[Crusty]

Here we go....

 

[Tristicus]

Stake
Fire
Ropes/Nails


Figure it out.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Stake
Fire
Ropes/Nails


Figure it out.

You know where the OP lives?

 

[mizzou]

wait, is the whole youth group gay, how do the school kids even know about it?

 

[Brainonska511]

Are they going to pray the gay away and teach him how evolution is a sham?

 

[xSauronx]

Hope he doesn't go to Rutgers.

well played

 

[coldmeat]

stool crory bo

 

[zerocool84]

What's sad is that you even have to bring this up. I'm sure they're going to try to help him be un-gay anyways. It's how you religious people work.

 

[Perknose]

According to my son, the kids at his school make fun of him while the kids in the church youth group accept him and are kind to him and secretly plot to drag him to Jesus camp while subtly informing him at every possible turn that he's going straight to hell, because that's what they've been brainwashed to believe.

We live in a small town in the upper midwest, so it's probably a good thing for him to have found this group of caring people who are rigidly instructed to never pass up a potential convert for the greater glory of Pastor Bob, who will subsequently be found in a seedy motel room with several male prostitutes.

Finished your thoughts for you, Phineas.

 

[PottedMeat]

who cares.



this turtle is fucking badass

 

[Platypus]

Perknose can you just find out who this guy's other account is and ban them both? I'm all about trolling but this shit isn't even creative or interesting at all.

 

[lxskllr]

Perknose can you just find out who this guy's other account is and ban them both? I'm all about trolling but this shit isn't even creative or interesting at all.

The story seems awfully contrived to me.

Edit:
And thanks to whoever posted this pic in the last couple days. It's become a new favorite :^D

 

[PhoKingGuy]

OP admit, if you found out your son was gay you would sent him to gaycamp.

 

[Capt Caveman]

According to my son, the kids at his school make fun of him while the kids in the church youth group accept him and are kind to him.

We live in a small town in the upper midwest, so it's probably a good thing for him to have found this group of caring people.

Coincidental posting after the Rutger's story? No way, the OP is too legit to quit.

But now, aren't you afraid that your son may catch the ghey?

 

[Regs]

 

[SSSnail]

"There's a gay kid in my son's youth group"
"gay kid in my son's youth group"
"gay kid" + "son's youth group" (Remember, they are not mutually exclusive)
"gay kid" + "son"

You see where I'm going with this?

 

[bfdd]

You should tell your son to be friend him so when he's older he can hook up with all the gay kids hot chick friends.

 

[Gibson486]

Do you know what your son is doing now? He is probably looking at porn now.

 

[JulesMaximus]

:thumbsup: Biblical story bro!

 

[BeauJangles]

I hope that you're teaching your son all of your scientific knowledge, so he too can grow up to be a complete moron like his father.

 

[BeauJangles]

Do you know what your son is doing now? He is probably looking at porn now.

Hopefully he isn't visiting the rectory!

Baaa-zing!