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There's a big ass opossum on my patio

JohnCU

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I walked out there with a flash light and he just stared at me and didn't run off, he wasn't even scared. The bastard has a big tail and claws. I threw something at him and he ran off...

they bite don't they?
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: DP
7 year member and no pics..

tsk tsk
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I fail at life.

If he comes back I'll snap some.
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We'll settle for pics of the wife or girlfriend or both. Preferrably both. Together. Wrestling. In jello. Naked.
 
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: DP
7 year member and no pics..

tsk tsk
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I fail at life.

If he comes back I'll snap some.
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We'll settle for pics of the wife or girlfriend or both. Preferrably both. Together. Wrestling. In jello. Naked.
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yeah this is a good idea!
 
The bastard came back but I tried to take a pic but it's too dark and the flashlight isn't doing enough.
 
oh, about the biting. Yes they bite. But they have to be the dumbest, slowest creature there is. They'll hiss at you, aren't agressive at all and only bite if you stick your foot in their mouth.
 
We feed cats on our back deck and every so often get visited by raccoons and the occassional possum. the cats just hang back and wait for the other animal to get done.
 
You've got a defective cat there. Take it back where you got it from, and exchange it for one that'll chase off rodents (oversized or not...), like they're supposed to.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
oh, about the biting. Yes they bite. But they have to be the dumbest, slowest creature there is. They'll hiss at you, aren't agressive at all and only bite if you stick your foot in their mouth.
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QFT

One just sat there and stared at me as I scooped him off a low branch in my backyard into a pool net. Then the bastard just hung on until I dumped him over the fence. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Got lightning?
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the tropical storm is heading north of us, no lightning tonight. I'm gonna buy a bigger flash light tomorrow and get pics so I won't fail ATOT.
 
Big ass opossum chilling with cat and eating cat food. That would have been a great pic. Would have ripped through the internet in no time.
 
Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Big ass opossum chilling with cat and eating cat food. That would have been a great pic. Would have ripped through the internet in no time.
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I know, I coulda quit my job and lived off the popularity. Damn flashlight.
 
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: spidey07
oh, about the biting. Yes they bite. But they have to be the dumbest, slowest creature there is. They'll hiss at you, aren't agressive at all and only bite if you stick your foot in their mouth.
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QFT

One just sat there and stared at me as I scooped him off a low branch in my backyard into a pool net. Then the bastard just hung on until I dumped him over the fence. :laugh:
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This calls for a video.
 
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