There once was a man from Leeds...

[Gurck]

A poster on A-T named Vic
Has had some "relations" with Nik
Said of the shamsters
Mmm, duct tape and hamsters
Let's call up the rest of the clique

^ don't take too seriously

 

[compudog]

There once was a man from Cass
Whose b*lls were made out of glass
He's rub them together
and play "Stormy Weather"
and lightning shot our of his *ss!!

 

[ArmenK]

There once was a poster named Syringer
A Few girls he did try to finger
But along came a spider
And it was quite a fighter
Syringer is no more

 

[ArmenK]

There once was a man named Scarpozzi
His avatar had cheeks that were rosy
He posted all day
Didn't let work get in the way
His seat must be quite cozy

 

[bwnv]

there once was an at'er named mod
called sexy 'cause she had a phat bod'
say "spider" or nef too much
waste bandwidth or such
get a vacation 'cause she laid down the rod


just had to give it a shot

 

[GoingUp]

There once was a man named Skoorb,
whom Gobadgrs did adore.
He stalked Skoorb all day,
till Shmabbles turned gay,
and they married on the shore.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
There once was a man named Skoorb,
whom Gobadgrs did adore.
He stalked Skoorb all day,
till Shmabbles turned gay,
and they married on the shore.

Heh, that's pretty good!

 

[compudog]

There once was a man from St. Claire
Who "took" his girl on the stair,
the banister broke
and he missed the next stroke,
but he finished her off in the air!

 

[Gurck]

Some weird guy named DonVito
Seems to want my man-burrito
This is quite scary
I bet he's hairy
And thinks my rear is neato :Q

 

[Gurck]

When having sex, please use a rubber
Especially when she's a tubber
When their waistlines are slack
They make up for the lack
Screwing skeevy guys in great number