There once was a man from Leeds...

[Scarpozzi]

...who swallowed a package of seeds...
...a bubble of gas, blew out of his @ss...
...and now the world's covered with weeds!

It's Friday afternoon. I want to go home.

 

[mordantmonkey]

there once was a hermit named Dave...
who kept a dead wh0re in his cave
he said i must admit,
It smells like sh!t,
but think of the money i'll save

that was the cleanest limmerick i could remember.

 

[blackdogdeek]

there once was a man from nantucket

 

[GasX]

There once was a nef named scarpozzi
its too bad nothing rhymes with scarpozzi
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
I wish something rhymed with scarpozzi

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
there once was a man from nantucket

When he saw this thread he said "fvck it"

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
There once was a nef named scarpozzi
its too bad nothing rhymes with scarpozzi
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
I wish something rhymed with scarpozzi

.01/10

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
there once was a hermit named Dave...
who kept a dead wh0re in his cave
he said i must admit,
It smells like sh!t,
but think of the money i'll save

that was the cleanest limmerick i could remember.

There once was a man named mordantmonkey
who's dwelling just kind of smelled funky
what he thought was a whore
turned out to be more
and was actually a decaying monkey

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
...who swallowed a package of seeds...
...a bubble of gas, blew out of his @ss...
...and now the world's covered with weeds!

It's Friday afternoon. I want to go home.

So go already!

 

[Juice Box]

there once was an artist named Saint
who swallowed some samples of paint
which, in a full color spectrum
flowed thru his rectum
with a lack of colorful restraint

 

[Afrotech]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
there once was an artist named Saint
who swallowed some samples of paint
which, in a full color spectrum
flowed thru his rectum
with a lack of colorful restraint

:thumbsup:

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
there once was a hermit named Dave...
who kept a dead wh0re in his cave
he said i must admit,
It smells like sh!t,
but think of the money i'll save

that was the cleanest limmerick i could remember.

*chuckles*

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey

Originally posted by: Mwilding
There once was a nef named scarpozzi
its too bad nothing rhymes with scarpozzi
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
I wish something rhymed with scarpozzi

.01/10

Yeah well, I started with good intentions. It just turned out that I had nowhere to go...

 

[conjur]

Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Franky.


There was an old lady who lived in a shoe;
she had so many kids, her uterus fell out.

 

[aphex]

Thirti dayes hath Nouembir,
April, June, and Septembir;
Of xxviijti is but oon,
And all the remenaunt xxxti and j.

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: aphex
Thirti dayes hath Nouembir,
April, June, and Septembir;
Of xxviijti is but oon,
And all the remenaunt xxxti and j.

WTF?

 

[mordantmonkey]

there once was a nef named scarpozzi
a limmerick he tried to composy
he was bored at work
and on ATOT did lurk
but just read rhymes that were lousy

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey

Originally posted by: Mwilding
There once was a nef named scarpozzi
its too bad nothing rhymes with scarpozzi
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
I wish something rhymed with scarpozzi

.01/10

Yeah well, I started with good intentions. It just turned out that I had nowhere to go...

There once was a lifer, mwilding -
To create a limeric was his driving need
A tale was not wound
No rhyming sound
404 teh funnay not found




meh, I guess that sucked too.

 

[chrisms]

There once was a dog that smoked crack
He'd sit there and lick his back
Until it got sore and then he got bored
He started to lick his sack

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

There once was a lifer, mwilding -
To create a limeric was his driving need
A tale was not wound
No rhyming sound
404 teh funnay not found




meh, I guess that sucked too.
[/quote]
nt, but you suck at teh formatting

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: logic1485

Originally posted by: aphex
Thirti dayes hath Nouembir,
April, June, and Septembir;
Of xxviijti is but oon,
And all the remenaunt xxxti and j.

WTF?

Old middle English?

 

[Gurck]

There once was a hangout for goons
The likes of which never got poon
Deriding women who are hot,
Hypocrisy defines ATOT
Most women won't touch these baboons

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Gurck
There once was a hangout for goons
The likes of which never got poon
Deriding women who are hot,
Hypocrisy defines ATOT
Most women won't touch these baboons

:thumbsup:

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
there once was a man from nantucket

Lets just say the rumours about him were greatly exaggerated.

 

[Gurck]

A poster whose screenname is Gurck
Is really an asshole and jerk
Much hatred for god
And all things ipod
You'd think it was his line of work

That was too easy, c'mon people you should be doing this

 

[chrisms]

There once was a man who drank beer
He'd shoot the sh!t out of deer
Too many cans he lost his pants
He poked that deer in the rear