There is nothing better than....

[moshquerade]

Alright, I will start:

There is nothing better than taking a nice long shower and then hopping into a bed just made up with fresh crisp clean sheets.

 

[olds]

I'll go:
There is nothing better than taking a nice long shower and then hopping into a bed just made up with fresh crisp clean sheets and landing next to Adriana Lima but then having to get up for a second because the 50 million you have stuffed into the mattress is making it lumpy..

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Alright, I will start:

There is nothing better than taking a nice long shower and then hopping into a bed just made up with fresh crisp clean sheets.

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[spaceman]

 

[JulesMaximus]

Alright, I will start:

There is nothing better than taking a nice long shower and then hopping into a bed just made up with fresh crisp clean sheets and a naked JulesMaximus waiting for you.

Fixed.

 

[datalink7]

You seriously thought this thread would go well?

 

[moshquerade]

You seriously thought this thread would go well?

The usual cast of characters will always come in and humor me, but yeh, I thought there would also be some sincere answers. (Like Jules, for example

 

[shortylickens]

Nutting in a girls mouth.
No really.
Thats number 1.

Number 2 is the first time you beat Ganon.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Having a nice long porn session after at least a week of neglecting your man parts.

 

[Regs]

sweating while taking a dump.

 

[F1N3ST]

Nothing better than titties.

 

[gigahertz20]

There is nothing better than waking up in the morning in your million dollar beach side home next to your hot GF with millions of dollars in your bank account knowing you never have to work a day in your life.

If we're not talking fictional then:

There is nothing better than coming home friday from a long stress filled week of school/work and taking a nice long hot shower then going to bed knowing you don't have to do shit for the next 2 days.

 

[roguerower]

Coming home from work, PT'ing, and then free-balling it around the apartment.

 

[DaveSimmons]

There is nothing better than leaving the alarm clock off and sleeping as late as you want.

 

[Printer Bandit]

knowing that everyone will never have to take a human birth again.

 

[olds]

There is nothing better than waking up in the morning in your million dollar beach side home next to your hot GF with millions of dollars in your bank account so you never have to work in your life.

If we're not talking fictional then:

There is nothing better than coming home friday from a long stress filled week of school/work and taking a nice long hot shower then going to bed knowing you don't have to do shit for the next 2 days.

Constipated?

 

[mafia]

There is nothing better than going to sleep and knowing that as soon as you wake up, your hot GF will give you a nice, warm...

 

[GTaudiophile]

...then climbing into bed, wrapping your arms around her, and without fail, she starts to snore in deep sleep. I swear she only snores when I do that.

 

[Ika]

sitting in a lazyboy, sipping a scotch, watching the sunrise over a wide valley...

 

[BoomerD]

Nothing could be finer
Than to have your ham an' eggs in Carolina


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO21y9Gflx0

 

[shortylickens]

sitting in a lazyboy, sipping a scotch, watching the sunrise over a wide valley...

 

[chipy]

great thread mosh!

nothing is better than waking up on a lazy weekend and going out to get breakfast and coffee while having a scenic view and lazily reading the paper...

or flying on an airplane, sipping a nice drink, listening to nothing but the quiet hum of the engines, and watching the sum come up.

 

[Wyndru]

sitting in a lazyboy, sipping a scotch, watching the sunrise over a wide valley...

Ugh, I just did some searches and found some threads on this, sad story. Drunk drivers suck.

 

[Jeff7]

Nothing is better than...knowing or feeling that you're doing well in life, your job is going well, your reasonably-normal family loves you and always enjoyed having you around, and that college was in fact worth it.

And you can nef with the best of them.

(And that you can use "your" and "you're" properly.)



There, how's that?

(At least that works for reality; some other things would be better, but they'd require violating some laws of physics.)

 

[The J]

Putting on a sweater that's still warm from the dryer.