I bought an expensive new product that was touted as a "vanishing creme" I applied it liberally as instructed,how come I woke up this morning and I didn't vanish? ![Smile :) :)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
On a related note,NYC has resolved it's homeless wino population problem,free odor eaters are being given out in all the city's homeless shelters![Stick Out Tongue :p :p](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
On a related note,NYC has resolved it's homeless wino population problem,free odor eaters are being given out in all the city's homeless shelters