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Geekbabe

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I bought an expensive new product that was touted as a "vanishing creme" I applied it liberally as instructed,how come I woke up this morning and I didn't vanish? :)


On a related note,NYC has resolved it's homeless wino population problem,free odor eaters are being given out in all the city's homeless shelters:p
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I bought an expensive new product that was touted as a "vanishing creme" I applied it liberally as instructed,how come I woke up this morning and I didn't vanish? :)

We should BE so lucky....

;)
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I bought an expensive new product that was touted as a "vanishing creme" I applied it liberally as instructed,how come I woke up this morning and I didn't vanish? :)


On a related note,NYC has resolved it's homeless wino population problem,free odor eaters are being given out in all the city's homeless shelters:p

We should BE so lucky....

;)

hey I'm easily amused :D
 

ThaGrandCow

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CPA

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I bought an expensive new product that was touted as a "vanishing creme" I applied it liberally as instructed,how come I woke up this morning and I didn't vanish? :)

We should BE so lucky....

;)


Being mocked by the court jester, hmmmm, is that a good thing or bad?
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I bought an expensive new product that was touted as a "vanishing creme" I applied it liberally as instructed,how come I woke up this morning and I didn't vanish? :)

We should BE so lucky....

;)


Being mocked by the court jester, hmmmm, is that a good thing or bad?


lol,he's like the attention whore of comedy,if he thinks somebody else might get a laugh that should be his,he's right in there :p
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

Hey you rummies are hijacking my thread! :D

 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p

This diagram should help you to better understand me.

 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D

 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D


Brings new and frightening meaning to the term "Cocktail Party" :D
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D

I do believe the thread hijacking is complete, Cap'n.

/salutes, steps aside as Fausto takes the helm of the thread

:D
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D

Yeah...I still remember the ER ward being swamped with injuries after your attempt at a machine-gun-thong!
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D

I do believe the thread hijacking is complete, Cap'n.

/salutes, steps aside as Fausto takes the helm of the thread

:D
"Shields UP!!! Set phasers to NEF!!

 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
A little too much rum in the egg nog?
RUM!?!?! Its BOURBON! What kind of honorary-southerner are you? :frown:

Bourbon is to be drunk straight. Woodford Reserve...mmmmm
Maybe with Coke but only the cheaper stuff.


Rum and egg nog go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Nah...depends on the quality of either one really. Makers Mark or lesser are fine for eggnog. Conversely, you're not going to catch me adding lime and tonic water to my 12 year-old Mount Gay rum. ;)

Ever had Hirsch bourbons? Expensive as hell, but worth it.

You claim to be married with a kid, but when you start mentioning that you drink "Mount Gay" rum, I start to wonder about you. ;)
You just started wondering? You're way behind everyone else here if that's the case. :p


Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D

Yeah...I still remember the ER ward being swamped with injuries after your attempt at a machine-gun-thong!
The ER or the psychiatric ward? :p

 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Just remember,olives are a great drink garnish,your used thongs are not!:D
They do, however, make an excellent impromptu slingshot for the olives. :D

Yeah...I still remember the ER ward being swamped with injuries after your attempt at a machine-gun-thong!

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! You bastard, I'm at work! :D