There is a REALLLLYYYY creepy guy in my house right now

[EKKC]

thats not creepy. what's creepy is if he takes YOUR underwear and smell them

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: EKKC
thats not creepy. what's creepy is if he takes YOUR underwear and goes to the bathroom with them

fixed 😀 :beer: <--- drink some that, gives you courage and bravery to stand up to anyone 😀

 

[Phoenix15]

He just rubbed my kitty. (that's not a sexual reference, he literally stroked my feline).

 

[ttown]

Originally posted by: Phoenix15
He just rubbed my kitty. (that's not a sexual reference, he literally stroked my feline).

He always does that before he starts killing people.

 

[imported_Phil]

Whip it out.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Phoenix15
He just rubbed my kitty. (that's not a sexual reference, he literally stroked my feline).

This is the funniest things I have read all day.

 

[LordMorpheus]

remember that blog entry from a while back. The guy was talking about his sister's creepy ex who wouldn't leave, and it turns out the creepy ex killed him then killed the sister when she got back.

so my advice to the OP - get yourself a weapon and be ready.

 

[KingPhil]

pest control........ its their job......... he was probably checking out your wive's special areas too...... bugs get EVERYWHERE!

You'll come home tomorrow and your boat / ATV / wife will all be missing.......

I know a guy who did pest control...... nasty flucker! he would blow snot rockets in peopel's houses, pee in their basements....... steal any loose change.........

 

[UNCjigga]

Maybe he was looking in the closet for...bugs?

 

[KeyserSoze]

LOL.

This thread is hilarious.





KS

 

[Phoenix15]

Originally posted by: KingPhil

You'll come home tomorrow and your boat / ATV / wife will all be missing.......

q]



That is what I was thinking. It's kinda creepy to have someone like that in your house, looking around.

 

[eigen]

One option: Kill or be Killed.
Think of your family.
Stab him in the spinal cord.
If not he will rape you and your wife.

 

[keldysh]

He is pest control operator!

They train to act like pest they seek to destroy this is normal. Veterans in trade often have chronic issue from exposure to previous ban agents (DDT/Chlordane/Aldrin/Dursban/etc.)

You get used to it or stop using PCO and live with vermin!

 

[CrispyFried]

To kill bugs you need to think like a bug, looks like hes on top of it from the way he acts lol. Hes supposed to look in closets and such, its his job.

 

[chowmein]

tomato's thread on the creepy ex-murderous bf in house ... result: death

 

[kranky]

He's not the bug guy. He's the guy who killed the bug guy, hid the body in the back of the van, and put on his uniform.

 

[1Cheap2Crazy]

Originally posted by: Phoenix15
He's so ugly he looks as if he has a medical condition or something. He is also strangely built. He has the massive chest and these tiny little bytch legs. He just stares at you when you speak to him. :shudder: I think I'm going with a different pest control company next time. 🙁

Pics please, I may want to hire him 🙂

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Maybe he was looking in the closet for...bugs?

Maybe he was looking for a place to stash some bodies