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Amplifier

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Dec 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
I feel like Al Bundy.

But Honey, we just had sex this morning!

fingers crossed...

See kids? This is why you don't get married. After ten years the wifey turns into a poptart eating, SUV driving, cow. And even if they don't you'll still get bored with them ;).

Much love to the OP though for passing on his wisdom :).
 

jjones

Lifer
Oct 9, 2001
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lol, I've been servicing my wife for over a year now and it is getting tiring. We've been trying to have another baby for about the past year but so far no go. She's had two miscarriages in that time and now she's 40 so time is getting shorter. I've kind of given up on the idea of another baby but she hasn't yet. I think we'll most likely only end up with just our daughter, which is too bad for my daughter because she wants a brother or sister, but to be honest I'm kind of relieved. I thought two kids was a good idea but now I'm kind of happy with just the one.
 

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
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If it doesn't work I have proof I'm firing life rounds, so send her over.

EDIT: I meant live, and then realized that no in fact I did mean life :evil:
 

Patt

Diamond Member
Jan 30, 2000
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We've just started trying ... but my wife's 27, so hopefully things go somewhat smoothly. At this point, I'm happy to service ;)
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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Wait.. you've started an entire thread just to brag about getting to have sex with your wife? :confused:


Wow, way to go! You're the man! /sarcasm
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
I feel like Al Bundy.

But Honey, we just had sex this morning!

fingers crossed...

Never mind, I took care of it. ;)
 

MrDudeMan

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Wait.. you've started an entire thread just to brag about getting to have sex with your wife? :confused:


Wow, way to go! You're the man! /sarcasm

that wasnt the point. it obviously went zooming over your head.
 

cronos

Diamond Member
Nov 7, 2001
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good luck.
it's better to wait a day or so if you did have sex this morning though :)
 

elektrolokomotive

Golden Member
Jan 14, 2004
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My wife still lives 2000 miles away from me. We only get to see each other about 3X a year.

Stop yer whining. I hate you.
 

BCYL

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Jun 7, 2000
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Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
My wife still lives 2000 miles away from me. We only get to see each other about 3X a year.

Stop yer whining. I hate you.

Wow how do you keep this up? my gf and I currently live 1000 miles away, but we get to see each other almost every weekend...
 

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
young single geeks just don't get it...

Unfortunately, I think I get it completely.
If you're not working on a baby, she's having her two day a month window where she wants some dick, and you're not out of town, so you gotta take one for the team.
Pretty accurate???
 

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
My wife still lives 2000 miles away from me. We only get to see each other about 3X a year.

Stop yer whining. I hate you.
Desperate housewife!

 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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So, I am driving home singing to myself...

:music: Sky rockets in flight...
afternoon deliiiiiiiiiiiiiight! :music:

It turns out the cleaners resceduled and there were maids in our chamber.

:|

Well, now I have to go home early...
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Wait.. you've started an entire thread just to brag about getting to have sex with your wife? :confused:


Wow, way to go! You're the man! /sarcasm

that wasnt the point. it obviously went zooming over your head.

:confused: Pot, meet Kettle.

(hint, put an additional /sarcasm tag around my entire post)
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
So, I am driving home singing to myself...

:music: Sky rockets in flight...
afternoon deliiiiiiiiiiiiiight! :music:

It turns out the cleaners resceduled and there were maids in our chamber.

:|

Well, now I have to go home early...

so out of the '6 bedrooms' you had none?

my current wife wouldn't have sex with other's in our house, but my ex would make sure she told them not to bother us for a bit while we go into a separate room.

you win some you lose some.