Theory: Naming your kid something dumb is in every recording contract.

yllus

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It would explain a lot.

Sting's kid = Fuschia.
Erika Badu's kid = Fly

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Atomicus

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Fuschia is a really exotic name and was pretty popular during the MIDDLE AGES.

That name is one my list when I have a daughter someday :p
 
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wtf moon unit?

how many shrooms had they had for breakfast when they decided on that name?

lol their other kid is called Dweezil


dweezil & moon unit
 

yllus

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Brooklyn is ok, and I'd seriously consider naming a boy child Gabriel though it'd probably cause him some pain.

River? COCO? Good god woman!
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: yllus
Brooklyn is ok, and I'd seriously consider naming a boy child Gabriel though it'd probably cause him some pain.

River? COCO? Good god woman!

One of my co-workers named his kid Gabriel (the wife had a lot to do with it though, she's a religious catholic and insisted on biblical names).
 

jjones

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Yes, and they compete to have the most idiotic names. The parents rely upon their fame and fortune to keep their kids from getting their asses beat at school for having such stupid names.