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Then and Now

jonks

jonks

Lifer
http://yourmonkeycalled.com/po...book-titles-if-theBook Titles, If They Were Written Today

Then: The Wealth of Nations
Now: Invisible Hands: The Mysterious Market Forces That Control Our Lives and How to Profit from Them

Then: Walden
Now: Camping with Myself: Two Years in American Tuscany

Then: The Theory of the Leisure Class
Now: Buying Out Loud: The Unbelievable Truth About What We Consume and What It Says About Us

Then: The Gospel of Matthew
Now: 40 Days and a Mule: How One Man Quit His Job and Became the Boss

Then: The Prince
Now: The Prince (Foreword by Oprah Winfrey)
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His comments section has some good ones. Here's mine:

Then: The Old Testament
Now: Moses and the Staff of Destiny, Year 0 at Hogwarts
 
Then: Alice in Wonderland
Now: A Cogent Argument for the Legalization of Prohibited Substances

Then: Roots
Now: Tyler Perry Present's Tyler Perry's Roots, A Tyler Perry Novel Authored and Editted by Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry Publishers, NY










Tyler Perry.
 
Then: Don Quixote
Now: A Gentleman's Guide to Heroism and the Golden Age of Chivalry, or Windmills: A Primer.

Then: Oedipus
Now: Motherf***er!
 
Originally posted by: OCguy
Then: The Koran

Now: Why your infidel ass deserves to be decapitated.
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Decapitation is not the removal of the ass.



Then: If I Did It by OJ Simpson
Now: Ok, I Did It. (eh, even then it was "I Did It")

 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: OCguy
Then: The Koran

Now: Why your infidel ass deserves to be decapitated.
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Decapitation is not the removal of the ass.
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Would decapitation of an ass involve the removal of a (turtle) head?
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You guys are morons. Clearly he means you need to educate your donkey on the teachings of the Qur'an or the beast will be beheaded.
 
I heard Adam Corolla call into some local morning show yesterday and did a bit that reminds me of this but about porn titles.

Like in the 80's a title would make you wonder what it was about but now days it's like Debbie bangs 2 guys in a van down by a river.

:laugh:
 
Then: Treasure Island
Now: Big Gay Pirate Adventure

Then: Robinson Crusoe
Now: Robinson Crusoe (featuring Tom Hanks)

Then: Uncle Toms Cabin
Now: Black History Month: Uncle Toms Subjugation
 
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