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Number1

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I don't think so, he just has to apologize publicly, for stating the natural effects of death and decomposition.

You make it sound like he got unjustly punished.
Here is the actual quote you fuckhead:

Theflyingpig to somebody who just lost his cat in this thread:

i'm a big wuss, i can't find my cat, and i want to cry Update: still no cat =*( wahhh

"Oh, I know he was awesome, but he's dead now. That soft, furry body that gave you so much love is now a ravaged carcass, rotting in someones yard. I'm sure that person is going through their own personal hell right now, trying to decide what to do with the body. It's not easy, I know, but it's something you just have to get over."

and the resulting comment from the mod:

Take the next month off. Before coming back, you will be personally and publicly apologizing to the OP for your astoudingly cold-hearted ignorance.

Perknose
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He got what he deserve and I can't wait to read his apology if he ever decides to come back.
 

shortylickens

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You obviously have no idea what the flying pig is like. Theres no way in hell he will ever make a public apology. Or if he does it will be extremely sarcastic and the mods wont accept it.

Either way its very unlikely we will ever see him again.
 

nublikescake

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You make it sound like he got unjustly punished.
Here is the actual quote you fuckhead:

Theflyingpig to somebody who just lost his cat in this thread:

i'm a big wuss, i can't find my cat, and i want to cry Update: still no cat =*( wahhh

"Oh, I know he was awesome, but he's dead now. That soft, furry body that gave you so much love is now a ravaged carcass, rotting in someones yard. I'm sure that person is going through their own personal hell right now, trying to decide what to do with the body. It's not easy, I know, but it's something you just have to get over."


Ha ha ha..that's gold! It takes a special kind of skill to come up with that.
 

maziwanka

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his ban resulting post wasn't that bad - seriously. it's the internet and you will get far worse callousness than that.
 

nixium

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Most people here bash Trident the same old way - get a life! whiny loser! it's all in your head! etc, but it takes a troll of TFP's quality to take the same complaints and express them with startling originality, as follows:

No, they aren't. I'm actually thinking of creating an archive for TridenT. I want to chronicle his descent into suicidal depression. It brings me much joy to see someone in such pain. Physical pain is one thing. Sure the screams and moans of those being tortured create a beautiful melody, but it is psychological pain that most interests me. It's the subtlety, you see. A man suffering like TridenT doesn't scream out in pain. You can't hear him beg for death. No. No, what you hear is much more magnificent. You hear a man who is slowly being destroyed by his own thoughts. He fixates on things no one else cares about. All of his thoughts are centered around his flaws. Flaws which go unnoticed by others. That is what makes this so amusing, and that is why I will never grow tired of these threads. Everyone knows this.
 
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You make it sound like he got unjustly punished.
Here is the actual quote you fuckhead:

Theflyingpig to somebody who just lost his cat in this thread:

i'm a big wuss, i can't find my cat, and i want to cry Update: still no cat =*( wahhh

"Oh, I know he was awesome, but he's dead now. That soft, furry body that gave you so much love is now a ravaged carcass, rotting in someones yard. I'm sure that person is going through their own personal hell right now, trying to decide what to do with the body. It's not easy, I know, but it's something you just have to get over."

and the resulting comment from the mod:

Take the next month off. Before coming back, you will be personally and publicly apologizing to the OP for your astoudingly cold-hearted ignorance.

Perknose
Forum Director




He got what he deserve and I can't wait to read his apology if he ever decides to come back.

He got banned for that??? Are you kidding? lol, I've seen many other posters, including Perknose (obviously), be a much bigger dick than that and nothing happen. Apparently pets are offlimits :rolleyes:
 

Nintendesert

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You make it sound like he got unjustly punished.
Here is the actual quote you fuckhead:

Theflyingpig to somebody who just lost his cat in this thread:

i'm a big wuss, i can't find my cat, and i want to cry Update: still no cat =*( wahhh

"Oh, I know he was awesome, but he's dead now. That soft, furry body that gave you so much love is now a ravaged carcass, rotting in someones yard. I'm sure that person is going through their own personal hell right now, trying to decide what to do with the body. It's not easy, I know, but it's something you just have to get over."

and the resulting comment from the mod:

Take the next month off. Before coming back, you will be personally and publicly apologizing to the OP for your astoudingly cold-hearted ignorance.

Perknose
Forum Director




He got what he deserve and I can't wait to read his apology if he ever decides to come back.





Did you read what that guy wrote?


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5th: again this is not a parody, heres a pic of my cat cuddled up on my ass when i was in bed. i wish i had some fart in me."



COME ON. It's damn near impossible to discern if he was writing a parody or not. Look at all the responses. If people can't figure it out it's bound to have people go one way or the other.

The guy was ridiculous.
 

BudAshes

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Best TFP post ever. That response of his was so epic that Bud Ashes himself had to respond to it again, a year later and dredge up his own ownage because it stung so deep.

Excellent workmanship by TFP.

yep I still cry about it to this day. I've spent 10k on therapy and i'm still a ruined shell of myself.

seriously though, this forum gets boring because they just ban everyone. Bring everyone back I say. It's an off topic forum. This is where the add kids, crazy people and numbnuts all come to be together. ATOT is like a crazy goulash, which can be a delicious soup if made properly despite it's poor ingredients.
 

RedCOMET

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seriously though, this forum gets boring because they just ban everyone. Bring everyone back I say. It's an off topic forum. This is where the add kids, crazy people and numbnuts all come to be together. ATOT is like a crazy goulash, which can be a delicious soup if made properly despite it's poor ingredients.


Unfortunately not ....

















"Everybody knows this"
 

thepd7

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:D


And these are examples of how he is so brilliant. Any mediocre troll can find one way to get under people's skin and then quickly be treated with forum Accutane, but he is a pragmatist and feels no need to stay with one particular method. He actually adapts to his environment, and I assure you, at one point he will evolve to such heights that no living specimen will find themselves genetically comparable to his beauty.

Definitely the best troll of 2009-2010

For attempting to console a forum member who lost his pet cat. Everyone knows this.

lol
 

Number1

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He got banned for that??? Are you kidding? lol, I've seen many other posters, including Perknose (obviously), be a much bigger dick than that and nothing happen. Apparently pets are offlimits :rolleyes:

Why don't you PM Perknose and let him know how you feel about this?
 
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