The 'Your Favorite Quote From Borat" Thread *SPOILERS*

[ZiKi]

Since almost everyone loved the movie, how about we share our favorite quotes. I'll start with mine.

"What kind of dog is this?"
"It's not a dog, it's a tortoise"
"Is this a cat in the hat?"

 

[bucwylde23]

"Hello gypsy woman. I am here for your tears. Either you can give them to me, or I will take them"

"I'm not attracted to you anymore Pamela...... NOT!!" (not sure exactly how that went but u get the idea)

 

[state 08]

You no make hand party with Pamela!

 

[LordMorpheus]

When he's dejected, after he gets on the campervan with the idiot fratboys, and throws his bag down we get the rooster making it's noise. That scene had me almost falling out of my chair.

 

[IAteYourMother]

about his sister telling him "you not can get this!" and he would cry, and then one day, he got it. And then we gave hi-five

 

[chuckywang]

Even though Kazakhstan glorious country, we have problems: economic, social, and jew.

 

[deadlyapp]

*click click click* I like, how much?
At the random girl in NYC.

 

[Killerme33]

*throws the dollar bills @ the cockroaches*
"What should we do?" "Throw more!"

 

[Jinru]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
about his sister telling him "you not can get this!" and he would cry, and then one day, he got it. And then we gave hi-five

:laugh: funniest one for me too.

*walks around with pants down*
"bang bang, skeet skeet ******"

 

[badmouse]

"I support your war of terror"

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: badmouse
"I support your war of terror"

 

[Slikkster]

While singing the Kazakhstan national anthem (to the music of OUR national anthem) at the rodeo, he belts out:

"Kazakhstan number one producer of potassium, other nations have inferior potassium?.

 

[Ticks]

"I will look at your treasures, gyspy. But do not try to shrink me"

 

[bucwylde23]

The quote at the end was pretty funny too. NOt sure of the exact wording, but..

He said " i got an iPod and (his neighbor) got a iPod Mini, and everyone knows they are for gays!"

 

[ScottFern]

Originally posted by: chrisg22
The quote at the end was pretty funny too. NOt sure of the exact wording, but..

He said " i got an iPod and (his neighbor) got a iPod Mini, and everyone knows they are for gays!"

Noooo, he said the Ipod Mini was for girls.

 

[ScottFern]

Remember the part where he is in the gun shop, "I feel like Dirty Harold.....Make my day Jew."

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
When he's dejected, after he gets on the campervan with the idiot fratboys, and throws his bag down we get the rooster making it's noise. That scene had me almost falling out of my chair.

:laugh: Everyone in the theater broke into tears at that one

When he's on the bus with the frat guys and he tells them about the snake and the pig. The one frat guy says it's too intense for him, but the other one is just like "Fvck, I don't give a sh!t, I'll do it, hell yeah"

 

[bucwylde23]

Originally posted by: ScottFern

Originally posted by: chrisg22
The quote at the end was pretty funny too. NOt sure of the exact wording, but..

He said " i got an iPod and (his neighbor) got a iPod Mini, and everyone knows they are for gays!"

Noooo, he said the Ipod Mini was for girls.

thanks, my memory sucks with quotes

 

[daniel1113]

I am no longer attracted to you... NOT!

 

[bucwylde23]

Hotel Worker: *reading message from Kazakhstan about borat's wife being dead*
Borat: So you are telling me that my wife is dead?
Hotel Worker: Yes
Borat: High five!!

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
When he's dejected, after he gets on the campervan with the idiot fratboys, and throws his bag down we get the rooster making it's noise. That scene had me almost falling out of my chair.

Same here. I think that got the biggest laugh of the night from everyone.

 

[CptObvious]

My mustache still tastes of your testes!

 

[mrSHEiK124]

I did not come to California to deal with man dressed like Adolf Hitler

 

[Mrvile]

The entire part when he's in the hotel talking black.

 

[RichUK]

When that random girl walks past him and into a shop. He makes a kissing face and says ?Very nice? ? ?How much??