the xbox mascot looks like a man

gtbuzz

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janet reno looks like a man. what's your point? hell, she looks like an ugly man.

besides, who cares if it's a man or woman. xbox looks so schweet!
 

Yza

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Come on now .. its 00' ... Its coolfor girls to look like guys, THERE CALLED DIKES...

Microsoft is just trying to show its HIP by including a dike..
 

ratkil

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You know, I want my own robot like that. Remember the movie Judge Dredd? Think of how much easier things would be....."Why of course you can have the job at twice payrate..now can he get off my car?", "Why, yes sir, I believe you when you say you were not speeding, is he going to eat my whole bike?".....ah the possibilities.....

and yes, even with my thing for muscular women, that jaw and facial structure looks way to masculine!
 

I can just see the stupid marketing focus group they had to come up with the mascot.

Drone #1: "We need something like Lara Croft."
Drone #2: "Yet hard bodied, like Xena."
Drone #3: "Something we can stuff a high polygon count into."
Drone #1: "Yeah, all that Japanese anime stuff is whimpy."
Drone #3: "We need to express the power of the XBox!"
Drone #2: "And show some naval action!"
Drone #1: "We will call it, Raven!!!"
<Dr Evil pinky to side of mouth gesture>
All: Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
 

kami

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<< janet reno looks like a man. what's your point? hell, she looks like an ugly man. >>


hahahah. but that's not the point...who wants some butch of a woman....she should be a hottie in a bikini or something (cmon you know that's what you all want). I mean, look at her jaw/cheek bones. horrible!
 

Shudder

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A very very ugly person, man or woman. Looks like someone took Billy Corrigan of smashing pumpins and smashed in his pumpkin a bit.

I hope they weren't trying to sell the image like the way Eidos tries to sell Lara. If that's sexy, I might as well kill myself now.