The worst thing about working in an office is the bathrooms...

[JulesMaximus]

You put waaaay too much thought into this. Seriously, just go do your evil business and get out of there. Stop worrying about what everyone else thinks. :roll:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Always find the most remote location wit hthe least amount of stalls. Always occupy the Handicapped stall.

I will wait you out!

Some Eastern Euro lab worker was in the stall yesterday while I was pissing, lab-coat hung over the door, talking on the cell phone in I think Russian.
I squeezed a nice fart out, flushed about 12 times, turned on 3 of the sinks and crumpled about 15-paper towles while he was in there chatting away.

Oh fvck! That's too funny!!! :laugh:

Thanks for making laugh out loud at work.

I hear people in the stalls pushing buttons on their cell phone occassionally. Must be playing games on their cell phone.