the world needs a seedless cherry

[Homerboy]

that is all

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Nope, the world needed your dad to not spread his seed.

 

[TwiceOver]

Seconded.

 

[So]

Well, this thread soured quickly...

 

[Chronoshock]

What if the seed were replaced with a pocket of fruit jelly like gushers fruit snacks

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
What if the seed were replaced with a pocket of fruit jelly like gushers fruit snacks

Or a tootsie roll center.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
What if the seed were replaced with a pocket of fruit jelly like gushers fruit snacks

deliciousness would ensue

 

[waggy]

i would have to agree. i love cheery's but hate the seed.

 

[Nitemare]

<Quagmire> I like cherries

 

[CPA]

maraschino

 

[Perknose]

Everytime I come to the center of a cherry I feel ruthlessly betrayed by a cruel and uncaring nature, and I cry.

Don't even get me started on artichokes.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Everytime I come to the center of a cherry I feel ruthlessly betrayed by a cruel and uncaring nature, and I cry.

Don't even get me started on artichokes.

Wait until you meet my friend, Mr. Avocado...

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Everytime I come to the center of a cherry I feel ruthlessly betrayed by a cruel and uncaring nature, and I cry.

Don't even get me started on artichokes.

The way I eat artichokes now is to slice it in half, steam it for a little while, scoop out the choke, fill it with breadcrumb stuffing and bake. It dries out the edges of some leaves but it's worth it to avoid the hassle of cleaning out the choke while you eat it

 

[nakedfrog]

Screw that, I want a peanut butter cup tree.

 

[nageov3t]

it would make baking cherry pies so much easier.

 

[Electric Amish]

So, how would you grow a seedless cherry tree?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Screw that, I want a peanut butter cup tree.

Mine failed to thrive. Something about not enough milk chocolate in the soil.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Nope, the world needed your dad to not spread his seed.

Especially to your mother.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Seedless cherry's exist, most of em will get you thrown in jail though

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
that is all

this is the most profound thread on atot in a long time.

and i agree with you. i dislike working that pit out and then jettisoning it into space.

 

[Eli]

I concur!

That would be awesome.

 

[KeithTalent]

They should just reverse the whole thing so you have to crack them like a nut. It would be so rewarding to have the delicious center after all that hard work.

KT

 

[Gothgar]

I bet they wouldn't taste as good without the seed in them.

 

[Dumac]

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
They should just reverse the whole thing so you have to crack them like a nut. It would be so rewarding to have the delicious center after all that hard work.

KT

OMG, that is Brilliant!!!!!!
Imagine opening one with a nutcracker and having it splatter juice all over the place!