The Women of "The Next Joe Millionaire"

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TwinkleToes77

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Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: AlexWade
Reality TV should just die a painful, quick death.

It gets dumber and dumber every time. What's next? Jane Millionaire? Millionaire Survivior?

Next in line (stolen from MadTV):
Joe Hetero (you think he's actually a heterosexual but he isn't)
Joe Caucasian (you think he's actually white, but he's not)

As far as the girls go, you have to realize they are European. They act different and look different than Americans. You can't really compare them looks-wise or personality-wise directly to American women b/c of the differences in cultures and body features (genes).

Uh they already have a game show involving the homosexuals. This guy has 4 guys to pick from.. but one of them is straight.. no sh!tting either!
 

jayXTP

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Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Originally posted by: jayXTP
Dude, those girls have nothing on Ashleigh and Molly from the Joe Schmo Show, they are TRES-UBER-HOT.

Joe will know.. TONIGHT!

They postponed the finale to next Tuesday so it wouldn't go head-to-head with the World Series. Damn network execs.
 

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Lifer
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Am I the only male on earth watching this series? Why oh why did Linda have to go???

I'm now routing for the German :)
 

LukFilm

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Am I the only male on earth watching this series? Why oh why did Linda have to go???

I'm now routing for the German :)

No, you are not. I was rooting for Linda too, I can't believe she quit! I mean, she is a MODEL, I would think that modeling is very competitive, women get jealous, plenty of backstabbing etc. So I wouldn't think she would quit this easily. But perhaps there was much more going on behind closed doors at night that she decided to quit, who knows. And yes, I'm rooting for Cat now as well (as well as the last Czech standing for country-pride purposes :))
 

bigrash

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I never thought they'd bring Linda back. It's gonna be hard picking between Linda and Cat. I think Cat's hotter out of the two
 

BCYL

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Originally posted by: bigrash
I never thought they'd bring Linda back. It's gonna be hard picking between Linda and Cat. I think Cat's hotter out of the two

But I think Linda is more honest... I always feel Cat has something up her sleeves, and can't help but think she's after the money afterall...
 

digitalsm

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Originally posted by: TheBDB
What did she say when he told her he didn't have the money?

From what I understand. He flew back to Texas, she was at his home waiting for him. She got $250,000 and he got a 90 acre ranch.
 

BladeWalker

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David is such a lucky bastard. Linda is the best girl of both Joe Millionaire. Alright, this is way too sappy. I'm gonna barf.
 

oboeguy

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We liked Linda and Cat the most from the beginning, so things worked out. Go Linda!
 

Celstar

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Originally posted by: TheBDB
What did she say when he told her he didn't have the money?

She was shocked to hear that he lied to her and did not meet him later that night. When he returned home to texas alone, the chauffer drove him to some ranch, not his, where linda surprises him. It was there that she got the 250k and he was given the 90 acre ranch.

All in all, a much better ending than the first joe millionaire. European girls rule! Linda is just too pretty for words.
 

richardycc

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maybe the other 750k went to the 90acre ranch? Thats kinda cheap for that much land, but then again, TX has tons of land.
 

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Lifer
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"Joe" seemed to lack class and depth, whereas Linda has both in spades. I doubt they'll last long.
 
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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
"Joe" seemed to lack class and depth, whereas Linda has both in spades. I doubt they'll last long.
True, but David ("Joe") is a hard working, honest man IMO. I watched most of this series, and have the upmost respect for this guy. He's down to earth, more so than anyone else you see on TV. Opposites attract.
 

Red

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Yeah, I watched a couple of the shows and sometimes I felt so embarassed for both parties and I wasn't even on the show.....

I felt sorry for a lot of the girls because they barely spoke English and Joe would always be like "Excuse me? What? Pardon me? I didn't understand you?"

And then I felt sorry for Joe because he just had that slooooow Texas draw and I felt like the refined European models / American gold diggers thought he was semi-retarded or handicapped.

But all in all, it was fun to watch! =)
 

Deeko

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I only watched the last episode. Cat should have won. She was much hotter, and she seemed to like him more.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Deeko
I only watched the last episode. Cat should have won. She was much hotter, and she seemed to like him more.

I agree. Cat is only 21...I'd take her :)

Liebe Cat, wo bist du???