The wifey wants to go see sex and the city tonight.

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Ns1
She wants to make it a double date.


Kill me now

take your mp3 player with ya. I am just happy my wife is not a fan.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Injury

After she sees it... you aren't getting any for a couple weeks.

He's already married.

 

[ViviTheMage]

It wasn't that bad....

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It wasn't that bad....

:camera:s of your vag, pls.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Don't women want to go see it together? Why drag guys to it also?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Don't women want to go see it together? Why drag guys to it also?

spite?

 

[paulxcook]

I have no idea what that show was about or what the movie will be about, and I think I will be able to say that when I die.

 

[JS80]

BE STRONG DON'T DO IT.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Don't women want to go see it together? Why drag guys to it also?

spite?

My sympathies.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Someone married you? Wow.

OUCH.

 

[Quasmo]

Wife: I want to see sex in the city tonight...

Husband: If I have to go see a bunch of botox faced horse women have sex, I better see sex in the bed room all week.

 

[gamepad]

Have sex with her (and the other couple) and go see the city!

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Someone married you? Wow.

OUCH.

Double ouch. I like when Ns1 chimes in with anything related to furious masturbation. Maybe that's how he got her :thumbsup:

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It wasn't that bad....

:camera:s of your vag, pls.

I watched the whole sex and the city series with her too, wasn't too bad....i feel de-manned though, haha.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Someone married you? Wow.

OUCH.

Double ouch. I like when Ns1 chimes in with anything related to furious masturbation. Maybe that's how he got her :thumbsup:

when in doubt, whip it out.

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It wasn't that bad....

:camera:s of your vag, pls.

I watched the whole sex and the city series with her too, wasn't too bad....i feel de-manned though, haha.

wow, that's really bad. I am somewhat willing to cave in for 2 hours. but for an entire series? fuck that shit

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: gamepad
Have sex with her (and the other couple) and go see the city!

Best option so far.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Someone married you? Wow.

OUCH.

Double ouch. I like when Ns1 chimes in with anything related to furious masturbation. Maybe that's how he got her :thumbsup:

when in doubt, whip it out.

Using cream cheese as a lubricant right now, baybay. :thumbsup:

 

[ViviTheMage]

srsly ns1, that kristen chick was banging....

 

[KeithTalent]

Just get drunk or something beforehand so you can laugh in really inappropriate spots, then she won't ask you to go again.

KT

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
srsly ns1, that kristen chick was banging....

I has no idea who that is. Is there at least excessive nudity in this picture?

 

[BornStar]

I'd feel bad for you but I already saw it with my wife. I spent the last 45 minutes looking at my watch; it's a LONG movie.

 

[BornStar]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
srsly ns1, that kristen chick was banging....

I has no idea who that is. Is there at least excessive nudity in this picture?

Unfortunately it's a bit too excessive once or twice.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
For times like this, I usually arrange to have some one page me. "Sorry Honey, that dam switch is down yet again."

You work at a dam?

 

[blackdogdeek]

just buck up and go see it. this way you can always break out "hey i sat through 2 hours of chick flick and you're telling me you can't [insert something you want here]".

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: BornStar

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
srsly ns1, that kristen chick was banging....

I has no idea who that is. Is there at least excessive nudity in this picture?

Unfortunately it's a bit too excessive once or twice.

Nudity of the male variety?