The wife...

Grasshopper27

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I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the
habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?" the pal asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."
 

IcemanJer

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the
habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?" the pal asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

LOL..
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: grasshopper26

I heart Thumper... Thumper owns me... :D

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No, I'm not comfortable with posting her pic on a forum. If she found out, she'd kill me.

After everything I've said here, I'm not sure I want her to join me here. She works too much anyway, when would she have the time? :) Maybe if she agrees to move in with me in 5 months she can quit her second job we'll have more time together. :)

Of course then I'd have less time for you bozos... :D

Grasshopper
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
I heart Thumper... Thumper owns me... :D
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You got your own wife... why are you interested in somebody else's? :Q;)

Yea Skoorb, that's a really good question! :) I haven't yet seen the pics of MrsSkoorb either! ;)

BTW, Thumper and I are not married, but we are serious. If we're still together a year or so from now, I'll ask her to marry me. I wouldn't be planning to ask her to move in with me if I wasn't already thinking about that. :p

Grasshopper
 

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Yea Skoorb, that's a really good question! :)
Truth? You can't handle the truth!
I haven't yet seen the pics of MrsSkoorb either! ;)
They are readily available. I can't do everything for you; you must be one of the few who hasn't seen em, but keep surfing AT and you'll see them in time :)