The What-I-Ate-Before-It-Violently-Exploded-Out-Of-Me Thread

[BlackTigers]

Dozen hot wings, nachos with jalapeños and all the goodies, followed by probably 15 beers or so.

Worst hour of my life the next morning. I recall tears coming to my eyes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Beans and ice cream (one after the other, not together) the other day for lunch. Mixing fiber and dairy products seems to produce some of the most rancid gas ever.

 

[shortylickens]

I just had mashed potatos.
They made me puke. I do not know why.
I must be some sort of wimp.

 

[BUTCH1]

A couple of bran muffins out of the vending machine and some out of date milk, I got the "machine gun shits", small chunks of fecal matter followed by high-pressure gas discharge, then repeat. The sound ricocheting off the walls was insane..

 

[ussfletcher]

Every time I've ever had a mcdonalds breakfast burrito I've thrown it up within the hour. I test it every few years now. Other than when I got food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant, which forced me to pop immodium AD like candy for a few days, I've escaped most food induced trauma.

 

[AMCRambler]

Pan era Sierra Turkey sandwich. Something about that sandwich just gives wicked gas, cramps and a solid deuce and a half. I performed the experiment three times now with the same result. Damn that's a tasty sandwich though!

 

[JoeyP]

Worst I ever had was in college, compliments of 'Number One Chinese' on High Street. Turns out, the place was infested with rats and was shut down a few weeks later. Not surprised after that explosion.

Stay away from places named "Number One." They end up giving you a bad case of "Number Two" an hour later.

The worst is OD-ing on pulled pr0k. Delicious, but when combined with beer and beans and slaw...

 

[bigrash]

Indian food.

 

[randomrogue]

Street food in 3rd world countries.

Taco Bell.

I think they're related.