The What-I-Ate-Before-It-Violently-Exploded-Out-Of-Me Thread

[Rakewell]

Years ago my wife at the time got on an empty-stomached apple cider vinegar and hot water kick, and took me along for the ride.

One morning, I made it all the way to the subway trash before I let loose the gods of vomit.

Never again.

 

[ViperXX]

Tasty Kitchen (Asian-American food). Me and my fellow co-workers just had a great big heaping helping of good ol tasty kitchen. I can already feel my bowls bubbling and growling. If you eat Tasty kitchen you better have easy access to the bathroom because this never ends pretty.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Beef Vindaloo. I had to leave work the following day.

 

[zinfamous]

Beef Vindaloo. I had to leave work the following day.

beef vindaloo?

wth..that makes no sense as a dish.

 

[SagaLore]

5 layers of shit.. but its delicious.

5 layers of shit.. but its delicious.

5 layers of shit.. but its delicious.

5 layers of shit.. but its delicious.

5 layers of shit.. but its delicious.

D:

 

[l0cke]

There is a reallly cheap Chinese food place here. A little under $4 will get you more food than anyone could eat in one sitting. However, that didn't stop me from trying a few weeks ago.

I was late to class because I was stuck in the bathroom for awhile.

 

[AmdEmAll]

D:

lol! you now what I mean














or maybe im brazilian?

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Most recently? Portabella Musroom Bacon burger from Wendy's. (had a bought with stomach flu last weekend - it wasn't pretty - my ribcage is still sore today)

 

[Baked]

Out in the desert of Arizona, had a chicken salad at a TGIF for dinner. Firing from both ends all night long, didn't get any sleep. Snoozing during the entire presentation the next day from exhaustion.

 

[Sheep]

Taco Bell.. can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet.

This. I've had Taco Bell maybe 4 times and in my life and each time has resulted in a rush trip to the toilet about 30 minutes after eating it. No other fast food does that to me so it's clearly a Taco Bell thing and not a fast food thing.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Most recently? Portabella Musroom Bacon burger from Wendy's. (had a bought with stomach flu last weekend - it wasn't pretty - my ribcage is still sore today)

Was thinking about trying one of these.. did it taste good at least?

I just remembered a place that tops all of these. WHITE CASTLE. Eat some of those w/cheese and kiss your ass goodbye. You'll be gassing your self out in no time.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

actually yeah it was pretty good.. greasy as all hell.. and yeah, i concur about the white castles..

 

[Sixguns]

seriously, man. people that smother their pork in sauce should be dragged out into the street and shot.

that just pisses me off.

You Sir are wrong, very very wrong.

 

[Sixguns]

Tasty Kitchen (Asian-American food). Me and my fellow co-workers just had a great big heaping helping of good ol tasty kitchen. I can already feel my bowls bubbling and growling. If you eat Tasty kitchen you better have easy access to the bathroom because this never ends pretty.

I will have to agree with this. I am said co-worker and boy is this stuff good but holy hell does it clean me out. We always seem to eat this on the nights I have to work late and there has been a few close calls on the drive home.

 

[Paratus]

D:

Can't stop lolling

 

[brianmanahan]

hey every poop thread i ever posted got locked, what makes this one so special???

and i think the worst diahrea/vomit i ever had was from an apparently rotten steak i ate at a fancy restaurant in the sears tower in chicago

throwing up the CTA gutters like a hobo + explosive diahrea at the hotel = not a fun vacation

 

[Spoooon]

Went to an Indian buffet a few months ago, found a hair in my food at the end of the meal (of course). I felt ill as soon as I found it, figured it was just in my head. I endured a series of massive dia-dumps a few hours later.

 

[grohl]

I ate a cheeseburger from a vending machine in grad school. Yes, I was desperate. It was ejected about 30-40 minutes later. About an hour after that I was totally fine. Really weird.

 

[nutxo]

Chicken curry a few weeks ago.

A while back we used to eat at my mother in laws every Sunday. The food was great but I got the shits every time.

 

[vi edit]

Yobogoya, the taste will destroy-ya!
The cheapest bucket of beef in Illinoi-a!
Yobogoya, Yobogoya, Yoyoyoyoyobagoya!
Yobagoya, makes you jump for joy-a!
What kind of meat is it? It’s a mystery for ya.
Legally we’re not allowed to call it meat,
So bring the whole family for a tasty brown treat!

 

[Brainonska511]

I ate a cheeseburger from a vending machine in grad school. Yes, I was desperate. It was ejected about 30-40 minutes later. About an hour after that I was totally fine. Really weird.

Congratulations on your parasites.

 

[Thyra]

Had bad Chinese over the weekend.

 

[Lanyap]

Does Beano help at all? Was thinking of trying it out. I may have IBS as well, but seems my stomach gets upset when I don't get a lot of sleep (like today) due to higher acidity.

Try this. It really helped me.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Digestive-...32-ct/10317805

I'm thinking about trying this version also.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Digestive-...32-ct/10317804

 

[xanis]

Had some bad sushi once and got horrible food poisoning. Came out of both ends.

 

[kedlav]

Worst I ever had was in college, compliments of 'Number One Chinese' on High Street. Turns out, the place was infested with rats and was shut down a few weeks later. Not surprised after that explosion.

I recently went out to Which Wich with a coworker, we both got intestinally purged within the next few hours... sucked.