The unOfficial "Ask Rossman" thread

[lizardboy]

Inspired by this (hopefully) soon-to-be-locked thread in HD, feel free to ask Rossman's advice on any important issues going on in your life right now.

I'll start.

Rossman, my apartment is a tad messy right now but I just don't feel like cleaning. What should I do?

 

[isasir]

RossMAN, I want to lock this thread, but I'm not a mod. What should I do?

 

[amdskip]

I believe RossMan is a very busy man and he has a life. If you wish to get his advise, use the pm function!

 

[Spoooon]

Rossman, it burns when I urinate. I thought it would go away, but it didn't. 🙁

What should I do?

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: RishiS
RossMAN, I want to lock this thread, but I'm not a mod. What should I do?

Go high into the mountains and learn all secrets of moderating thru spiritual drinking

 

[illusion88]

Rossman, I chopped off my penis in an unfortunate chopping accident. It is still kinda bleeding. What should I do?

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
Rossman, it burns when I urinate. I thought it would go away, but it didn't. 🙁

What should I do?

ROFLMAO AHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHH

 

[T2T III]

Rossman,

Can we get a Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) area for this forum?? It seems like a lot of people in Off Topic post multiple threads about the same thing. Oh, if the FAQ idea isn't possible, could we enlarge the search button??

Thanks in advance ...

-wje

 

[Eli]

RossMAN,

When are you going to shi... Oh hell,

Get your ass to the post office!

😀

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: RishiS
RossMAN, I want to lock this thread, but I'm not a mod. What should I do?

Go high into the mountains and learn all secrets of moderating thru spiritual drinking

all the mods have to do it.

do your local foothills have wolves? i suggest there.

 

[AreaCode707]

Dear RossMAN,
When is your DSL going to be fixed so you can answer these questions?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Dear RossMAN,
When is your DSL going to be fixed so you can answer these questions?

RossMAN uses DSL? :Q

He better be getting a killer deal, cause around here.. Cable eats DSL alive as far as price/speed goes.

I guess unless he can't get cable for some reason.

 

[geckojohn]

ROssman Pwns j00

 

[ChefJoe]

/me shakes the rossman magic 8 ball of answers


"Sod off you bunch of prissy wannabes."

 

[FelixDeCat]

Who the hell is rossman?

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Who the hell is rossman?

Ass

 

[Turkish]

this thread is pathetic

 

[geckojohn]

Yeah, you're just kissing up to Rossman's 4SS .

 

[DaWhim]

RossMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Who the hell is rossman?

Ass

Hes an ass? I dont think so.:brokenheart:

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
RossMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

Hes in bed....

Either that or he is living his life outside of AT for the evening...

Either that or he just hasnt got his DSL back yet and cant be arsed with dialup 🙂

 

[kermalou]

ross,

how many freakin forums do you go to everyday?

 

[beatmix01]

is RossMan like Van Wilder or something now?

write that down.

 

[bsmithy]

Rossman, I swear I didn't know she was 13, where do i stand legally? 😛

 

[Turkish]

Ummm why dont you change the thread title to "Can I kiss your ass Rossman? I really would love it!"....

again, this thread is pathetic...