The United States should take over the planet...

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ImGoingDown

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What do you think?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, and Central America all the way to the doorsteps of Colombia. This would get all the rebels there in line. Scarred that we might invade, they align with the government of Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and the rest of South America's armies gather in preperation for the invading US forces. While we start our invasion from the north, several hundred thousand of our troops come in from the southern tip of the continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from the front and from behind are totally annihilated. We now control 99% of the Western Hemisphere, except for a few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By this time, the rest of the planet, startes to worry. Especially the middle east. Since most of the people there are islamic fundamentalists, we hear the loudest protests from them, that we are the devil, and other silly whatnot.

How would the US proceed to take over the planet? This has to be with nobody using any nukes.
 

sit there, and let Europe appease us until we have rebuilt our strength, then march in on them.
 
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bandana163

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Bad idea. Hungary is still in war with you and our new, modern army would surely defeat you.
 
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hahah @ bootprint... looks like you're smoking something of your own. =D
 
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I actually like this idea and see absolutely nothing wrong with this plan. I also like the fact that you leave Bermude and Aruba alone, that way we still have some nice places to vacation at.
 
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Bootprint

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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
hahah @ bootprint... looks like you're smoking something of your own. =D
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Just too much coffee and an itchy mouse finger.



Take a look at Iraq, the US doesn't have total control of it...
 
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Booster

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The United States should take over the planet...
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It seems like it already has, in a way. The US influence stretches far beyond it's borders. However, we should understand a simple fact that we're all just ordinary people. The so called American way of life and culture are so widely accepted b/c they appeal to some hidden motives inside each and every person, no matter from what country he is. For example, that terrorist way of thinking isn't generally accepted anywhere, like go out and blow yourself up amidst a crowd of people just for the heck of it. But everybody can taste and enjoy a hamburger, and watch some brainless movie just to relax, forget about one's problems and so on. Those who try to bash American culture should first look into themselves, b/c that's where all this is coming from in the end. And should the US take oer the planet? Maybe it already has?
 
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amcdonald

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
hahah @ bootprint... looks like you're smoking something of your own. =D
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Just too much coffee and an itchy mouse finger.
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quit trying to scratch it while you click the reply button.
 
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bandana163

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Originally posted by: amcdonald
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
hahah @ bootprint... looks like you're smoking something of your own. =D
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Just too much coffee and an itchy mouse finger.
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quit trying to scratch it while you click the reply button.
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Try washing it sometimes.

 
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AccruedExpenditure

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Originally posted by: ImGoingDown
What do you think?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, and Central America all the way to the doorsteps of Colombia. This would get all the rebels there in line. Scarred that we might invade, they align with the government of Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and the rest of South America's armies gather in preperation for the invading US forces. While we start our invasion from the north, several hundred thousand of our troops come in from the southern tip of the continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from the front and from behind are totally annihilated. We now control 99% of the Western Hemisphere, except for a few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By this time, the rest of the planet, startes to worry. Especially the middle east. Since most of the people there are islamic fundamentalists, we hear the loudest protests from them, that we are the devil, and other silly whatnot.

How would the US proceed to take over the planet? This has to be with nobody using any nukes.
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I think someone has been playing too much Risk.
 
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DurocShark

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Originally posted by: Booster
The United States should take over the planet...
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It seems like it already has, in a way. The US influence stretches far beyond it's borders. However, we should understand a simple fact that we're all just ordinary people. The so called American way of life and culture are so widely accepted b/c they appeal to some hidden motives inside each and every person, no matter from what country he is. For example, that terrorist way of thinking isn't generally accepted anywhere, like go out and blow yourself up amidst a crowd of people just for the heck of it. But everybody can taste and enjoy a hamburger, and watch some brainless movie just to relax, forget about one's problems and so on. Those who try to bash American culture should first look into themselves, b/c that's where all this is coming from in the end. And should the US take oer the planet? Maybe it already has?
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Shhhhh! Why do you think we send teachers and preachers and businessmen all over the world? :D
 
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DurocShark

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe nobody has informed you, but Mexico has already conquered us
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Just the border states so far... The rest of the nation is just receiving the scouting parties. ;)
 
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Booster

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Shhhhh! Why do you think we send teachers and preachers and businessmen all over the world?
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Funny how you use the word 'we'. One day you understand - there is no US, no China, nothing of that kind of country difference crap. Of course, there is some difference maybe, but then you realize it's just that - life. And it's pretty much the same everywhere in a way that you're left all alone in this world to deal with your problems. Of course, I can say such things b/c I'm basically a person who doesn't care pretty much about anything. Of course, that's a bad thing. I'm more likely to realize that when I see bombs falling on my head some day sent by someone from another country. Then I'm gonna light up and say fork it.
 
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Here's my plan

1)Canada, attack with our massive air power and bring in ground forces from Alaska with tons of beer and hockey players!
 
BeauJangles

BeauJangles

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OK. I would call a huge summit meeting for a BS reason, like revising the Kyoto Treaty or something. Get every major head of state in the country as possible, along with the entire UN. Take them hostage. Point nukes at Britain, France, Russia, India, China, and Pakistan and say one wrong move and your entire country becomes a field of glass.

At that point, invade Canada, use the troops in Europe to secure that continent. The rest would be easy (except for occupation).
 
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KhoiFather

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By doing this, you also have to think about what the citizens will do. Do you realize how much protest will be going on? It'll be insane and by the time we take over lets ay atleast 2-3 countries, our own country would probably be in total CHAOS from these protests people yelling out, NO IMPERIALISM!!! STOP THE WAR!! LIVE IN PEACE!! Blah blah... and so on.... :beer:
 
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sharkeeper

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Bomb them with dead 75GXP's. That should last for at least 45 years. We could call it the 44 year war...

-DAK-
 
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