Rant The unfortunately necessary RFK Jr. thread

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Perknose

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Would have been funnier if the bear had only been stunned

A key example of, "If you believe the premise . . . you'll buy the joke" which, when you think about it, is the RFK campaign's biggest hope!
 

Perknose

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Long subscriber only New Yorker article on RFK.

Bear Story Excerpt Featuring, "Maybe that's where I got my brain worm."

One day, in the fall of 2014, Kennedy was driving to a falconry outing in upstate New York when he passed a furry brown mound on the side of the road. He pulled over and discovered that it was the carcass of a black-bear cub. Kennedy was tickled by the find. He loaded the dead bear into the rear hatch of his car and later showed it off to his friends. In a picture from that day, Kennedy is putting his fingers inside the bear’s bloody mouth, a comical grimace across his face. (When I asked Kennedy about the incident, he said, “Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm.”)

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Kennedy with the carcass of a black-bear cub, in 2014. “Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm,” he said.

After the outing, Kennedy, who was then sixty and recently married to Hines, got an idea. He drove to Manhattan and, as darkness fell, entered Central Park with the bear and a bicycle. A person with knowledge of the event said that Kennedy thought it would be funny to make it look as if the animal had been killed by an errant cyclist. The next day, the bear was discovered by two women walking their dogs, setting off an investigation by the N.Y.P.D. “This is a highly unusual situation,” a spokeswoman for the Central Park Conservancy told the Times. “It’s awful.” In a follow-up piece for the Times, which was coincidentally written by Tatiana Schlossberg, one of J.F.K.’s granddaughters, a retired Bronx homicide commander commented, “People are crazy.”
 

VRAMdemon

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Kristi Noem : - You’re not going to believe what happened to my dog…

RFK Jr : - Hold my Bear…

I mean, to be fair, abandoning a victim at the scene of an accident may be a reflexive hereditary defect he can’t easily overcome.

We’re just going to have to “bear” with him on this. It’s the worm ...
 
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Kennedy Fights to Stay on Ballot, but Everyone’s Talking About the Bear https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/05/...unlocked_article_code=1.A04.y5Q4.6IigAI1gQkNK

Seems Kennedy is trying to stay on the NY ballot by claiming he is a NY resident, and not a CA resident as per his other election filings. But then if he is a NY resident, has he been filing his required NY taxes? It seems like an audit may be in order.
 

brycejones

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What I like is the guy who doesn't want people to get vaccinated because they're too dangerous apparently has no problem snacking on dead bears he finds on the side of the road.
Dining on roadkill is not something I had on my presidential candidate bingo card.
 

fskimospy

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Dining on roadkill is not something I had on my presidential candidate bingo card.
Popehat had a good point - he should have just brought the bear into Peter Luger and had them cook it. That is unless their corkage fee for bears is really high, which knowing Lugers, it probably is.
 
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Judge ruled against RFK Jr and his sham address:

Judge Christina Ryba, in her 34-page decision, concluded the rented bedroom Kennedy claimed as his home in New York wasn’t a “bona fide and legitimate residence, but merely a ‘sham’ address that he assumed for the purpose of maintaining his voter registration” and furthering his political candidacy.

“Given the size and appearance of the spare bedroom as shown in the photographs admitted into evidence, the Court finds Kennedy’s testimony that he may return to that bedroom to reside with his wife, family members, multiple pets, and all of his personal belongings to be highly improbable, if not preposterous,” the judge wrote.
 

brycejones

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Judge ruled against RFK Jr and his sham address:
Man he actually rented a room. Unlike the senator from Kansas several years ago that claimed a recliner at a friends house as his “residence “.
 

Perknose

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"... highly improbable, if not preposterous,” the judge wrote."

Pretty much sums up RFK for me.
 
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eelw

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But why didn’t he just file as a Californian??? But it’s RFK Jr. no answer is too stupid
 
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eelw

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Because his running mate is a Californian. Can't have president and VP from the same state per the Constitution
But did he originally list his home to be in NYS or was this a recent change? I’m assuming it’s always been