The ultimate truck for glutinous Americans

[Genesys]

Originally posted by: DealMonkey

"We can see it a as a vehicle for business people who want to make distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."

And that statement is?

Prospective CXT buyer: "Hi, I'm a raging insecure a$$hole with a two inch penis and I'm so socially retarded and irresponsible that someone should slam me upside the head with a shovel."

you shouldnt pick on rap starts and basket ball players like that DM.

just goes to show how bigoted some can be :roll:

 

[DealMonkey]

Originally posted by: Genesys

Originally posted by: DealMonkey

"We can see it a as a vehicle for business people who want to make distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."

And that statement is?

Prospective CXT buyer: "Hi, I'm a raging insecure a$$hole with a two inch penis and I'm so socially retarded and irresponsible that someone should slam me upside the head with a shovel."

you shouldnt pick on rap starts and basket ball players like that DM.

just goes to show how bigoted some can be :roll:

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

It looks cool, like a little Mac truck. I have no need for its type of capacity, and it's a bit out of my price range, but fun to see nonetheless.

 

[NightCrawler]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: NightCrawler
Drive whatever you want it is a free country. Unlike Japan some people here are actually taller then 5'8", buying a truck is ideal for them. All those 18 wheelers driving around aren't built for efficency.

Oh, yes, they are! Large truck manufacturers constantly strive for improved effiecency, idiot. Operating effiency and durability are their main sellling points.

It's only when you take a chassis meant for cement mixing and craft a body meant for cement heads on top of it that you enter the "pathetic poseur" realm of personal transportation.

What's next, the civilian Stryker? I can just see the commercial now, "Clear your own lane even in the most congested of traffic! Pulled over by the cops? Now YOU can have the armament edge!"

18 wheelers are built to tow and haul large loads, they are not as efficent like say a sub compact. They have buckets of torque to get that fully loaded tonnage moving.

 

[Shad0hawK]

Originally posted by: DealMonkey

"We can see it a as a vehicle for business people who want to make distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."

And that statement is?

Prospective CXT buyer: "Hi, I'm a raging insecure a$$hole with a two inch penis and I'm so socially retarded and irresponsible that someone should slam me upside the head with a shovel."

i would think the statement would be "with this you can piss off tree huggers everywhere who suffer from the affliction they presume others have!"

😉

 

[Kibbo]

Guttonous Americans.

If Americans were Glutinous, then about 2% of you would be allergic to yourselves. But at least you would qualify as part of the sacrament.

 

[glenn1]

Guttonous Americans.

Guttonous? You calling us fat? 😉

And while a lot of Americans do have really bad taste, I wouldn't be surprised if wealthy foreign buyers weren't the biggest purchasers of this monstrosity (such as some Saudi sheiks). But just because I think you're stupid for buying it doesn't mean I think you shouldn't have the right to.

 

[Crimson]

That looks sweet.. I'll take 2, one for me and one for the wife.. Just to piss Dave off. 🙂

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Guttonous Americans.

If Americans were Glutinous, then about 2% of you would be allergic to yourselves. But at least you would qualify as part of the sacrament.

lol

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

gluttonous . . . typical American consumption patterns
glutinous . . . mango sticky rice . . . yum yum

 

[Martin]

The vehicle weighs about seven tons empty and can carry another six tons in its truck bed.

Oh goodie. Now I can carry enough fuel to get back from work 15 miles away.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Crimson
That looks sweet.. I'll take 2, one for me and one for the wife.. Just to piss Dave off. 🙂

Figures :roll:


This kind of Elitism affects the whole Country. The Elitists are flushing everything down the Tiolet in the name of their Gluttony. :thumbsdown:

 

[KEV1N]

Glutinous people? Better get that leather so you can wipe the seats after you get out!

 

[0marTheZealot]

This truck makes me sick.

We are witnessing the decline of America. Europe/China will be the newest superpowers in 20 years. All we have is military clout. Once the others realise this, we will fall very fast and very hard. I can't wait.

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I'd love to have one of those.

😀:beer:

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: DealMonkey

"We can see it a as a vehicle for business people who want to make distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."

And that statement is?

Prospective CXT buyer: "Hi, I'm a raging insecure a$$hole with a two inch penis and I'm so socially retarded and irresponsible that someone should slam me upside the head with a shovel."

or ... simply... "redneck!"