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THE ULTIMATE RESPONSE TO A DEAR JOHN LETTER

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Ulfwald

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The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You got to love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

SEMPER FI!
 
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You got to love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

SEMPER FI!
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edit: damn SportSC4 beat me

lol this isn't original...this same thing (exact same line) happened in an episode of M.A.S.H...what, 20 years ago? lol
 
Originally posted by: eLiu
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You got to love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

SEMPER FI!
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😉

edit: damn SportSC4 beat me

lol this isn't original...this same thing (exact same line) happened in an episode of M.A.S.H...what, 20 years ago? lol
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Originally posted by: Ulfwald
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You got to love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

SEMPER FI!
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Bwaaahahahaha!
:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You got to love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

SEMPER FI!
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God thats great. :thumbsup:

 
It may have been an episode on MASH, or may have never happened at all, but you have to admit, it is d@mn funny. Also show how you should handle a break up. Especially one from a lying cheating b!tch.
 
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