The Ultimate Movie Spoiler Thread

[ed21x]

inspired by the V for Vandetta thread, I figured most people either don't want to, or don't have the time to watch every single movie in existence and as such, this thread was made so you can get a vague understanding without having to go back and watch them.

Try to keep the film titles alphabetic by quoting the list above you and inserting your movie in the appropriate spot

I'll start:

300- 300 soldiers die in the end after a valient struggle against the Persians

Glory- 54th of Massachusetts infantry dies after valiantly trying to take down a confederate fort

Harry Potter- Snape Kills Dumbledore

Matrix- Neo dies after establishing a truce with the machines and the war ends in shaky peace

Soylent Green- They're made of people

Terminator 2- Robo Arnold self destructs into a pool of lava after killing t2000, who was trying to kill Connor

Titanic- The ship sinks

 

[Journer]

Originally posted by: ed21x
inspired by the V for Vandetta thread, I figured most people either don't want to, or don't have the time to watch every single movie in existence and as such, this thread was made so you can get a vague understanding without having to go back and watch them.

Try to keep the film titles alphabetic by quoting the list above you and inserting your movie in the appropriate spot

I'll start:

300- 300 soldiers die in the end after a valient struggle against the Persians

Glory- 54th of Massachusetts infantry dies after valiantly trying to take down a confederate fort

Harry Potter- Snape Kills Dumbledore

Matrix- Neo dies after establishing a truce with the machines and the war ends in shaky peace

Soylent Green- They're made of people

Terminator 2- Robo Arnold self destructs into a pool of lava after killing t2000, who was trying to kill Connor

Titanic- The ship sinks

FUCK!? really?!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: ed21x
Harry Potter- Snape Kills Dumbledore

Not a movie yet.

Originally posted by: ed21x
Terminator 2- Robo Arnold self destructs into a pool of lava after killing t2000, who was trying to kill Connor

T-1000.


Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.

 

[jdoggg12]

6th Sense - Bruce Willis is dead

Debbie does dallas - the guy gets off

Green Mile - Big dude dies, the mouse lives forever

Sluts from Space - the guy gets off

Ghostbusters - they catch the ghosts

Debby does dallas pt 2 - the guy gets off

Harold and Kumar go to white castle - they get to white castle

Witches of Breastwick - the guy gets off

Alien - The alien f*cks shit up, riply gets away (rinse and repeat 3x)

 

[Gothgar]

Equilibrium: Christian Bale kills all the bad guys without breaking a sweat.

Reservoir Dogs: Mr Pink gets away.... everyone else dies.

Scarface: Tony Montana gets shot (or was it stabbed) in the back after using a big ass machine gun to blow up his own house. His sister and friends all die.

Snatch: Pretty much all of Brick tops men and himself get killed by the Gypsies. Turkish and his partner get away clean free (or do they) with the diamond inside of the dog, whom ate it.

Spiderman 3: Harry dies as does Venom after having 5 minutes of screen time, Sandman 180's to become a good guy, everyone cries for 10 minutes.

Training Day: Denzel get shot by the Russian mob.

 

[adairusmc]

Passion of the Christ - Jesus Dies

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Passion of the Christ - Jesus Dies

THAT WAS MINE

Saving Private Ryan- They save Private Ryan

Snakes on a Plane- They get the snakes off the plane

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Fight Club - Brad Pitt is Edward Norton's alter ego.

 

[KGB]

"Rosebud"

 

[her209]

Some of my favorite movies:
Fight Club - Tyler Durden is the alter ego of the main character
Big Lewbowski - Bunny Lewbowski was not kidnapped by Uli Kunkel
You've Got Mail - Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly end up together
Tin Cup - Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy plays in the US Open but ends up losing
Swingers - Mikey is depressed over his ex-girlfriend moving on. His ex-girlfriend finally calls him and he chooses Lorraine whom he hits it off with.
12 Monkeys - James Cole finds out that the 12 Monkeys is a group of animal activists. The creator of the virus is the scientist working in Brad Pitt's character's father's laboratory.
Snatch - Brick Top and his men get killed by Mickey's men
Good Will Hunting - Will Hunting chooses love over opportunity
The Departed - Costello dies. Billy Costigan dies after learning that Colin is the rat. Colin is killed by Dignam.

Some oldies:
The Langoliers - They discover they flew through a rip in space-time and are stuck in the past. The langoliers are real. Mr. Toomey dies.
The Morning After - Alex Sternbergen is setup by Jackie Manero.

 

[state 08]

Actually, in 300, only 299 die.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: state 08
Actually, in 300, only 299 die.

Bingo.
Ol' boy lives to lead an army of 30,000, and then procedes to open a REAL can of whup-ass.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Gothgar


Reservoir Dogs: Mr Pink gets away.... everyone else dies.

I think it's pretty clear that Mr Pink gets blown away in the parking lot, off camera, as he leaves the warehouse. Seeing as how he's the only bad guy outside at the time, and the cops have the place surrounded, this is what I took from all of the screaming and 10,000 gunshots, anyway.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The Departed - Everybody dies.
Cloverfield - Everybody dies.
Reservoir Dogs - Everybody dies.
Scarface - Everybody dies.
Hamlet - Everybody dies.
Sweeney Todd - Everybody dies.
Dr. Strangelove - Everybody dies.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Sweeney Todd - Everybody dies.

The kid doesn't die

 

[Mo0o]

Snape killing dumbledore hasn't been made into a movie yet, or at least it hasn't been released

 

[Cogman]

Spoilers!

Futurama movie - the Universe is destroyed because of too much doom from bender.
StarTrek Nemisis - Data dies
Batman Begins - Rosh Al Guell was batmans trainer, not the guy that died in the house.
Harry Potter - Harry was a Horcrux (WAY to predictable)
Lord of the rings - Smegal dies with the ring... And frodos finger.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Memento - Leonard isn't actually chasing the real John G. (we think), but a trail of clues leading to his mysterious benefactor (also a John G. coincidentally) that he left for himself in a fit of anger and subsequently forgot AFTER arriving at the town the movie takes place in.

Edit: Also, there is some hinting that the Sammy Jankis that Leonard is constantly reminding himself to remember was actually Leonard himself. This certainly puts a dark twist on the story as the possible multitudes of John G.s that Leonard has killed were all meant as revenge for the murder of his wife. If it is to be believed that Jankis actually WAS Leonard then the death of his wife was Leonard's own fault and anyone killed as a result of the fantasy Leonard invented to cope with this fact could only be said to have been murdered in cold blood.

 

[Mo0o]

Usual Suspects - Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze
Se7en - Kevin Spacey kills Brad Pitt's wife, then is killed by Brad Pitt
6th Sense - Bruce Willis is actually a ghost
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Jack Nicholson is euthanized by his friend after getting a frontal lobotomy
Gone With the Wind - "Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"
Casablanca - They dont end up together

 

[KK]

old yeller, The dog dies

 

[Kadarin]

Caligula - Caligula dies
Buckaroo Banzai - Buckaroo blows up the Red Lectroid troopship, killing all the bad guys
Independence Day - Will Smith's and Jeff Goldblum's characters nuke the alien mothership.

 

[ManyBeers]

No Country for Old men- Guy with a bad haircut walks around with a cattle prod killing people. Come on. Dirt!!

3:10 to Yuma-The only thing shot full of holes in this film is the plot. More Dirt!!

 

[TestedAcorn]

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey - Bill and Ted had a bogus journey
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure - Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure
War of the Worlds - Aliens die from bacteria and Tom Cruise is not a hero
I am Legend - Will Smith is teh legend
Epic Movie - by no means was this movie funny

 

[TXHokie]

Empire Strikes Back - Darth Vader is Luke's father (Nooooooooooooooo!)

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey - Bill and Ted had a bogus journey
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure - Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure
War of the Worlds - Aliens die from bacteria and Tom Cruise is not a hero
I am Legend - Will Smith is teh legend
Epic Movie - by no means was this movie funny

Bravo!