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Back in 1982, one of my undergraduate studies were statistics. Of the statistics, which was of keen interest to me, was all aspects of Treasts. (If you do not know what a Treast is, please exit stage left).
At the time of my studies, I travelled extensively, first to determine, if there were actually ANY Treasts left living, as it had been at least 20 years, since anyone, that I knew of, had visited a Treast colony.
I'll tell you, I went to Africa, Egypt, India, Scandinavia, Europe, Japan, and finally, Bangkok. One night in Bangkok, I found about everything....but I also found a small colony of Treasts. I knew nothing about them at this point, other than some sketchy information about their physical attributes. The particular colony I found, had very little height to them, with most of them averaging about 4 feet tall, and no more than 4' and 6". They spoke no english, and I spoke no Treasty, so all we could do is grunt, groan, or make gestures, to communicate our wants.
I felt no love here. They treated me more like an interruption of their lives, which strangely, as it seems, was spent chewing wood, and spitting it out, in a bin, in front of a large fire place. Apparently, their saliva, wood chips, and some paste, and water, helped them to make statues of their heritage, which, at this point, I still don't understand.
Of not, however, was a statue of a woman, adorned in very royal looking attire. This was a very well proportioned woman, all stuff in proper places. I was very taken aback, by her realness and beauty.
Anyway, for now, I am tired, but will continue the story tomorrow, after work.
A few stats for now:
1. Treasts do not eat meat or vegatables
2. Treasts do not like intrusions
3. Most Treasts are short and ugly
4. 99% of the world's Treasts are in institutions
5. Institutionalized Treasts sleep 99% of the time.
6. all Treasts are Asexual
7. All Treasts in institutions are psychotic, or have paranoid schzizophrenia
Back in 1982, one of my undergraduate studies were statistics. Of the statistics, which was of keen interest to me, was all aspects of Treasts. (If you do not know what a Treast is, please exit stage left).
At the time of my studies, I travelled extensively, first to determine, if there were actually ANY Treasts left living, as it had been at least 20 years, since anyone, that I knew of, had visited a Treast colony.
I'll tell you, I went to Africa, Egypt, India, Scandinavia, Europe, Japan, and finally, Bangkok. One night in Bangkok, I found about everything....but I also found a small colony of Treasts. I knew nothing about them at this point, other than some sketchy information about their physical attributes. The particular colony I found, had very little height to them, with most of them averaging about 4 feet tall, and no more than 4' and 6". They spoke no english, and I spoke no Treasty, so all we could do is grunt, groan, or make gestures, to communicate our wants.
I felt no love here. They treated me more like an interruption of their lives, which strangely, as it seems, was spent chewing wood, and spitting it out, in a bin, in front of a large fire place. Apparently, their saliva, wood chips, and some paste, and water, helped them to make statues of their heritage, which, at this point, I still don't understand.
Of not, however, was a statue of a woman, adorned in very royal looking attire. This was a very well proportioned woman, all stuff in proper places. I was very taken aback, by her realness and beauty.
Anyway, for now, I am tired, but will continue the story tomorrow, after work.
A few stats for now:
1. Treasts do not eat meat or vegatables
2. Treasts do not like intrusions
3. Most Treasts are short and ugly
4. 99% of the world's Treasts are in institutions
5. Institutionalized Treasts sleep 99% of the time.
6. all Treasts are Asexual
7. All Treasts in institutions are psychotic, or have paranoid schzizophrenia
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