The true religion.

[FalseChristian]

When are we gonna get smart and start worshipping Jehovah God as a Jehovah's Witness?

 

[shocksyde]

waffles

 

[Mike Gayner]

wut?

 

[MotF Bane]

waffles

delicious goodness

 

[Tea Bag]

I could go for a nice big Belgian waffle now with extra strawberries.

 

[totalnoob]

<--see avatar

 

[meltdown75]

woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Kadarin]

Damn it, now I'm craving waffles and bacon. Damn you guys, damn you to hell!

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Waffles rule!

 

[sandorski]

...and FSM shall descend from the clouds with his armies on porcelain saucers to smite the Heathens. Their sauce shall flow like the Rivers of Monviso and the Righteous shall feast on it for a Thousand Years...

Take heed Heathens, take heed!

 

[eits]

bananas are delicious

 

[Proprioceptive]

Jehovahwut??

 

[HardcoreRobot]

if he/she/it asks me nicely, i will consider it

 

[ahenkel]

I've been wanting to make liege waffles, but I need to find pearl sugar

 

[totalnoob]

...and FSM shall descend from the clouds with his armies on porcelain saucers to smite the Heathens. Their sauce shall flow like the Rivers of Monviso and the Righteous shall feast on it for a Thousand Years...

Take heed Heathens, take heed!

He has appeared to the faithful before. Take heed indeed heathens.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

...and FSM shall descend from the clouds with his armies on porcelain saucers to smite the Heathens. Their sauce shall flow like the Rivers of Monviso and the Righteous shall feast on it for a Thousand Years...

Take heed Heathens, take heed!

Ramen!

In all seriousness, I was raised to be a Jehovah's Witness. I am not, nor will I ever be again, though I don't hate on JW any more than any other religion. I am now an atheist.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Jehovas witnesses never bothered me until last night when a couple of 21 year old guys wouldn't take "not interested" for an answer. I should've thrown a cup of water on them while yelling "REPENT!".

 

[PepePeru]

i'll start thawing some goat's blood.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Join the church of gaming, where we believe in reincarnation. Usually twice.

 

[darkxshade]

They make awesome jeans but they're nothing compared to Diesel jeans.

 

[sandorski]

Join the church of gaming, where we believe in reincarnation. Usually twice.

Their Priests are Spawn Campers.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Their Priests are Spawn Campers.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Spawn Rape"... 😱

 

[Kirby]

Get smart?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Pastafarians of the world, unite!