The true measure of a man

[jhansman]

How much RAM and storage you have.

Actually, the OP's suggested measurements are arbitrary and completely subjective. Self- applied, they may have value; otherwise, not so much.

 

[brblx]

AND I ASKED GOD, WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS?!?!

and god said...sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The true measure of a man is the ability to think for himself, which is obviously what you are doing when you repost forwarded chain e-mails on a tech forum.

 

[Lean L]

The true measure of a man is the ability to think for himself, which is obviously what you are doing when you repost forwarded chain e-mails on a tech forum.

wait a second... if a bot can't do it, it is somewhat original.. wait nvm

hahaha

 

[ichy]

What if he has no kids? And please don't say that makes him selfish, there are over six billion people in the world, we're in no danger of running out of humans.

 

[JulesMaximus]

What if he has no kids? And please don't say that makes him selfish, there are over six billion people in the world, we're in no danger of running out of humans.

You selfish bastard. Depriving some innocent egg and sperm from the right to create life!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What if he has no kids? And please don't say that makes him selfish, there are over six billion people in the world, we're in no danger of running out of humans.

But we are in danger of running out of Muricans, with all them billions o' Chinese and Indians.

 

[darkewaffle]

A man's worth exhibits an inverse relationship with the amount he posts on Facebook.

 

[eits]

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those that have nothing to offer him.

The true measure of a man, is how well he takes care of his children.

The true measure of a man, is how much his is missed after he is gone.

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those around him.

the true measure of a man is not how he acts when he's being watched, but what he does when he's not.

 

[eits]

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that his fourth statement is a superset of his first statement.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that there are exceptions to his second and third statements.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he can determine for himself if the latest spam email he received is worth re-spamming.

it's also the knowledge of when commas are necessary

 

[moshquerade]

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those that have nothing to offer him.

The true measure of a man, is how well he takes care of his children.

The true measure of a man, is how much his is missed after he is gone.

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those around him.

Email forward approved. :thumbsup:

 

[dank69]

it's also the knowledge of when commas are necessary

Yeah yeah. Just mimicking the format, didn't give it much thought.

 

[eits]

Yeah(,) yeah. Just mimicking the format(; or ...) didn't give it much thought.

fixed that for you

lol i'm just busting your balls, man.

 

[dank69]

fixed that for you
lol i'm just busting your balls, man.

I know, feelsgoodman. /schneiderguy

 

[jersiq]

it's also the knowledge of when commas are necessary

And the knowledge to capitalize the first word in a sentence.
Your grammar nazi license is hereby revoked. :biggrin:

 

[eits]

And the knowledge to capitalize the first word in a sentence.
Your grammar nazi license is hereby revoked. :biggrin:

hehe

i rarely ever capitalize anything, unless it's a formal email or something. it's more of a style thing for me.

 

[moshquerade]

hehe

i rarely ever capitalize anything, unless it's a formal email or something. it's more of a style thing for me.

same here, but i just do it b/c i'm lazy, and it slows down the typing :awe: