The Top 50 Worst Videogame Dialogue/One-liners Ever

[Queasy]

Haha

 

[RyanPaulShaffer]

Jill Sandwich.

Master of Unlocking.

Don't even need to look at the link.

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Though, they are so bad, they are awesome! :awe:

 

[Queasy]

Though, they are so bad, they are awesome! :awe:

Yeah, I've got to give major kudos to the guy that put this together. That's sitting through alot of crap dialogue! I expected more House of the Dead 2 though.

 

[FyreLance]

I expected more House of the Dead 2 though.

Same here... there are way worse lines they could've used from that game.

A lot of it is way worse in context, though. Like, "HEEEELP!! HEEEEELP! HEEELP!" followed by "Thank you for rescuing me!" said in a nonchalant, almost jolly manner.

 

[cyphilis]

What,... nothing from Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood? That game had so much bad acting in it, I traded it off after only 1 or 2 achievments. I couldn't take it anymore, the douche chills were baaaad.

 

[Spydermag68]

What no FF lines? There should of been some from FF X, FF X-2 and FF XII.

 

[AstroManLuca]

These are bad but it looks like they're mostly from shovelware and old games that had even worse voice acting than today's games.

If you were to create a similar list but for popular games, you'd be looking at a lot of Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, and Metal Gear Solid quotes.

 

[JF060392]

man............. kind must....................... live

 

[darkswordsman17]

WTF is Michigan: Report From Hell?

This list is stupid. Some weren't even that bad (I jumped to one, where a pilot just goes "hmm, alright I'd be unstoppable in this baby" and I don't see how it's bad at all, let alone 50 worst).

 

[SneakyStuff]

These are bad but it looks like they're mostly from shovelware and old games that had even worse voice acting than today's games.

If you were to create a similar list but for popular games, you'd be looking at a lot of Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, and Metal Gear Solid quotes.

Soul Calibur too!

 

[fr]

Seems like a bunch of random sound clips from the 10 games this guy owns.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Cool assortment of clips from games no one has ever heard of bro.

 

[digiram]

Greatest one liner is from Roland in Borderlands "Critical Beeaaatch"...That cracks me up like crazy.