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The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists

#1: CHARLES MANSON: SCIENTOLOGIST
Best Known For: viciously murdering people, ordering people to viciously murder other people; carving swastikas into his forehead

Why You Wouldn't Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we'd expect to be down on the ground with psychotic theories about aliens and immortal spirits. But here?s the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.

We're just saying.




-- For those like me who just wanted to see #1
 
i would like to respect the beliefs of others as i would like to be respected, but scientology is completely fucking retarded. there's 2 kinds of scientologists: the brainwashed, and the ones in on the scam.
 
Last I heard Seinfeld is NOT an official member of Scientology, and Cracked's stupid fucking Top 10 format is ridiuclous... just once I'd love to see a Top 10 list on that site that doesn't make you click on multiple pages.
 
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
i would like to respect the beliefs of others as i would like to be respected, but scientology is completely fucking retarded. there's 2 kinds of scientologists: the brainwashed, and the ones in on the scam.
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indeed, if things don't make common sense, then it's not the "right" belief in my opinion.
 
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Last I heard Seinfeld is NOT an official member of Scientology, and Cracked's stupid fucking Top 10 format is ridiuclous... just once I'd love to see a Top 10 list on that site that doesn't make you click on multiple pages.
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but then you'd have less ads to look at while you're reading!
 
Originally posted by: hdeck
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Last I heard Seinfeld is NOT an official member of Scientology, and Cracked's stupid fucking Top 10 format is ridiuclous... just once I'd love to see a Top 10 list on that site that doesn't make you click on multiple pages.
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but then you'd have less ads to look at while you're reading!
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Like this?
 
"Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people."





So in fact he is NOT a Scientologist.


:roll:


and Jerry Seinfeld?


"Still, while Seinfeld claims not to be an adherent, "I took a couple courses a number of years ago that I thought were fabulous."


So this website is, in essence, full of shlt, right?
 
When me and some friends were out in Hollywood a while back we passed by a scientologist building and they had people out front offering a free something (personality test maybe?) We thought it would be interesting to step inside the building and check the place out so we talked to the guy. He brought us inside and they tried to separate us into different rooms. I felt really uncomfortable and we got the hell out of there. These people are out there
 
Originally posted by: destrekor
THE SCIENTOLOGISTS MADE MANSON DO IT!

iknewit
:laugh:
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Actually Manson made his minions do it. There was no evidence Manson personally had a hand in the murders; he was convicted of conspiracy to murder by ordering his "family" to carry them out.
 
If I weren't dead, I'd be laughing if... 200 years from now this thing became just a big an established religion as Christianity, Judaism, Islam and Hinduism. I'm gonna start a flame war, i'm sure but come on folks. How's this "religion" different than most others? It:
1) "Recommends" that the adherents donate some cash
2) Has some pretty wild and crazy stories about the past and how humans came to be. And don't deny it. Every major religion has some absolutely RIDICULOUS stories. Christianity/Judaism: Earth Created in 7 Days; Islam: Not sure; Hinduism: something about people coming from the different body parts of god.
3) Promotes "faith" and demonizes logic... allright maybe not ALL religions do this but a lot of big ones still do
4) has pretty ridiculous ceremonies to signify a lot of insignificant crap.


Now I'm sure people are gonna make some arguments about "Well the stories are just a metaphor". I'm sure if you asked adherents as recent as 50-100 years ago, they'd disagree.

I'm not defending scientology. I think it's absolutely bats**t. All I'm saying is... so are most other religions.

 
Originally posted by: Baloo
Originally posted by: feralkid

So this website is, in essence, full of shlt, right?
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The inclusion of a fictional character, Bart Simpson, makes that very clear I'd say.
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Uh, they were referring to Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart.
 
Originally posted by: Connoisseur
If I weren't dead, I'd be laughing if... 200 years from now this thing became just a big an established religion as Christianity, Judaism, Islam and Hinduism. I'm gonna start a flame war, i'm sure but come on folks. How's this "religion" different than most others?
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Simple, it's not. They're all silly in different ways. Xenu and atom bombs are no screwier than burning bushes and talking snakes which are no screwier than blue elephants which are no screwier than big guys with beards and hammers which are no screwier than spaghetti monsters which are no screwier than 72 virgins.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Connoisseur
If I weren't dead, I'd be laughing if... 200 years from now this thing became just a big an established religion as Christianity, Judaism, Islam and Hinduism. I'm gonna start a flame war, i'm sure but come on folks. How's this "religion" different than most others?
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Simple, it's not. They're all silly in different ways. Xenu and atom bombs are no screwier than burning bushes and talking snakes which are no screwier than blue elephants which are no screwier than big guys with beards and hammers which are no screwier than spaghetti monsters which are no screwier than 72 virgins.
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I find it easier to deal with crap that was invented more than a few years ago by moderately crap science fiction writer 😉

The real kicker for me is that they're such a bunch of freaky heavies, just watch the BBC doco...
 
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