The three moles.. (Another Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

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A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.



One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"



The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yummy! I smell honey!"



The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is....















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You may never forgive me for this one...






























MOLASSES!






 
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Darein

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Man oh man, where do you get them all. Funny, sounds like something my HS math teacher would have said.
 
Miramonti

Miramonti

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:D lol, good one. :)
 
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Semidevil

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Originally posted by: Darein
Man oh man, where do you get them all. Funny, sounds like something my HS math teacher would have said.
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My chem teacher would give this kind of joke...

here's one:

what kind of hair cut did the mole have?



a Mullet!

haha
 
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eshtog

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or my biology teacher

"How come seagulls dont like to be in a bay"

because they dont want to be bagels
 
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