The thread that makes you go hmmm.....

[GL]

Post your riddles, puzzles, and paradoxes here. I'll get us started.

Is the following statement true or false? This statement is false

-GL

 

[Cooltech2k]

You Mean Like the is the glass half full or half empty thing. or the what came 1st the chicken or the egg thing?

 

[ThisIsMatt]

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich don't,
And if you eat it, you will die?

 

[Static911]

answer: nothing


static911

 

[loup garou]

Nothing.

 

[Static911]

w00t w00t, beat werk to the answer!

static911

 

[Philosopher]

is this really the ultimate nef thread?

 

[beer]

Nothing unsimilar to 99% of yours.

 

[TripleJ]

OK, figure this one out:
A man pushes his car up to the hotel and then realises that he's bankrupt.
Can you figure out what is going on. Ask questions if you like.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

You're freezing to death at night in a dark wilderness cabin. Inside you have a lamp, a wood stove, and a propane heater, but only a single match.

Which do you light first?

 

[GL]

If this sentence is true then Santa Claus exists otherwise...
This sentence is false and Santa Claus does not exist

discuss

-GL

 

[Static911]

um, u can't c much rite? i would light my clothes on fire for the ultimate "heat"

j/k!

static911

 

[prodigy]

You light the match first duh!

 

[GL]

TripleJ,

Is he playing a game of Monopoly and he just landed on his opponent's property with a hotel on it? The car would be his playing piece.

-GL

 

[DannyLove]

can some one give me the probability of me meeting up with Jlove? what is the mean to this sample space and the standard deviation?

danny~!

 

[prodigy]

Danny she told me to tell you that the probability is not likely.

 

[gqstyle09]

would you rather have a middle finger four times longer than your other fingers or a tongue that was two feet long that you would have to roll up every time you opened your mouth and it unraveled

 

[optimistic]

We were always told to expect the unexpected, but if we expect the unexpected, does that make the unexpected expected? Hmm...

 

[Degenerate]

"nothing" thats LOL!!

 

[TripleJ]

GL,
Well done

 

[brandc]

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[Pastore]

<< does that make the unexpected expected >>



Yes, because we are expecting it

 

[rlism]

<< would you rather have a middle finger four times longer than your other fingers or a tongue that was two feet long that you would have to roll up every time you opened your mouth and it unraveled >>



cab drivers might find the finger useful. can you actually use the tongue? chicks might dig a 2ft tongue...

 

[NakaNaka]

how ironic philosipher thinks this is a nef thread



What do you go out of but never go into
What do you go into but never come out of

Note: They Rhyme

 

[Wallydraigle]

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