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The terrifying HONEY BADGER

BoomerD

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There's no such thing as a friendly or mellow badger...that thing reminds me of a wolverine.
 

IGBT

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..yet to run across one in the woods. makes ya wonder how any of us are still alive with HONEY B. running around. Wish I could pay one of those guys to stick around and clear out the rattle snakes.
 

LordMorpheus

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I thought the Honey Badger was a fake animal that Jeremy Clarkson made up ... it's such an unlikely name for such a fierce animal.
 

Skunkwourk

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That Honey Badger is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVAR!!!, until you are DEAD!!!!!

Originally posted by: Baked
WTF man, that thing's immune to snake poison!

less than 24 hours and its like it never got bitten...and bee stings don't stop it either!
 

Wheezer

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Nov 2, 1999
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I want one....defiantly control the barking dogs in the neighborhood....hell would even control the neighbors....I can see a "The Hound of the Baskervilles" scenario playing out right now.
 

Polish3d

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Originally posted by: m0mentary
That Honey Badger is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVAR!!!, until you are DEAD!!!!!
!

HILARIOUS
 

Mr Pickles

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Feb 24, 2006
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
looks like some kind of pimp skunk.

I don't know if I shouldy stay with the quote that I have now or use this one, Mosh.

Yeah, this guys is my new favorite awesome animal. Anyone that can take snake venom, pass out for a bit, and wake up is my hero. Its like getting wasted (I'm wasted right now, not gunna lie) and then sleeping it off only to completely rape your job in the morning like you aren't hung over.