The terrible awful humilation of getting teabagged.

NuclearNed

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Last night I was doing dumbbell decline bench at the gym. Just in case you aren't familiar with this exercise, I will describe it for you. You are lying on an inclined bench with your head on the downhill side, and your ankles braced under a bar, keeping your body from sliding downhill headfirst. The exercise otherwise resembles a normal bench press.

I had a 75 pound dumbbell in each hand, which for me is a lot of weight. I was on my third set, so I was getting pretty fatigued, and I had an old buddy from high school spotting me. To spot someone doing this exercise, the spotter pretty much stands over the weight lifter's head, poised to catch the weight if the lifter gives out.

That is pretty much what happened: I gave out. I told the spotter that I was going to try to force out one more rep, which I actually did. But when I got to the top of the "up" position, my elbows and wrists buckled and the weights quickly came down on my chest (luckily not my face).

My spotter panicked. He immediately jumped forward in an attempt to catch the weight, planting his nether regions right on the area where I would want them the least. I still had my wits about me, and in all the furor I decided the best course of action was to close my eyes, quit breathing, and just ride it out.

Thankfully, it was over in a matter of seconds, but the painful memory of those long moments will haunt me for life. And my buddies at the gym probably won't let this die down for months, or even years.

I may have to change gyms.
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
BWAHAHAAH :D:D

I hope he was wearing briefs at least...

At our gym we are required to work out fully clothed. Exactly what type of gym do you use?
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: z0mb13
BWAHAHAAH :D:D

I hope he was wearing briefs at least...

At our gym we are required to work out fully clothed. Exactly what type of gym do you use?

there are no tea-baggings in our gym ... not in public anyways :D:D

what I meant was he couldve wore nothing under his gym shorts :Q
 

DivideBYZero

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed<...snip...> I still had my wits about me, and in all the furor I decided the best course of action was to close my eyes, quit breathing, and just lick it out. <..snip...>

:Q
 

Chunkee

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whatcha got at home to play those fuzzy warbles on?

at least you did not get hurt...

droog 1
 

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During one hot summer day, I was working out with a friend and being summer your testicles tend to hang a bit lower (as most of us here know).

Well, I went over to see how he was doing on his bench press and while walking around the bench something caught my eye. Out the leg of his shorts was a testicle, just hanging out on the bench :Q

Being the good friend I am, I kept on walking :D
 

franksta

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Not as good as the yellow jacket encounter and a bit on the troubling side.
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That's nothing. Guy's in our high school youth group used to give the unaware an "atomic situp". I never witnessed it or I'd have probably done something. Sick bastards.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: z0mb13
BWAHAHAAH :D:D

I hope he was wearing briefs at least...

At our gym we are required to work out fully clothed. Exactly what type of gym do you use?

the one in Switzerland(?) with the naked sundays?