The tallest or the shortest, which would you rather be?

[moshquerade]

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FILE -In this Jan. 14, 2010 file photo, Sultan Kosen of Turkey, 27, right, and He Pingping of China, 21, seen, during an event organized by the Guinness World Records in Istanbul, Turkey. When the image was taken, the towering Turk, Kosen, is the tallest man walking the planet with a height of 246.5 cm ( 8 feet 1 inch) and He is officially the world's shortest man with a height of 73 cm (2 feet 5 inch). (AP Photo/Ibrahim Usta, File)

 

[techs]

Don't look now, but Shortylickens is just a little turned on.

 

[OOBradm]

gay midget + gay really tall dude = ???

 

[moshquerade]

gay midget + gay really tall dude = ???

don't know about the small one but the tall one, saw a documentary on him. He really wants to find a woman to marry, and have kids. :\

 

[iroast]

Neither. Both have health issues.

 

[moshquerade]

Neither. Both have health issues.

Well, we know this, but *if* you had to be one or the other...

 

[Patranus]

Tallest because you might be able to play some sport.
Being the shortest has almost ZERO advantage.

 

[TridenT]

Tallest because you might be able to play some sport.
Being the shortest has almost ZERO advantage.

This.

Being tallest could also get you laid. ^_^

 

[lxskllr]

Shortest, easily. It opens up a lot of opportunities for white water paddling. Creeks would still be runnable at much lower levels, and you could paddle creeks unavailable to normal sized people.

 

[Jeffg010]

That short one smokes as much as heller does. His Dr told him to quite but he don't care.

I want to be short after seeing big world little people they have some awesome conventions and the midget Olympics looks fun as hell.

 

[guyver01]

This.

Being tallest could also get you laid. ^_^

unless your name is trident..

then you can get into Guiness as the worlds tallest virgin.

:awe:

 

[RavenSEAL]

Tallest, no doubt.