The taliban, the jew and the tie

[tyler811]

A fleeing Taliban desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'
The Jewish man replied, 'No, I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!'

'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
he staggered back, almost dead. As he collapsed at the feet of the old Jew, he gasped, 'Your fucking brother won't let me in without a tie.'
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[shortylickens]

I almost lol'd.
Instead it was an internal chuckle.

 

[JS80]

a fleeing taliban desperate for water, was plodding through the
afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object only to find a
little old jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The taliban asked, 'do you have water?'
the jewish man replied, 'no, i have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
the taliban shouted, 'idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but i must find water first!'

'ok,' said the old jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that i am bigger than
that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'
muttering, the taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
he staggered back, almost dead. As he collapsed at the feet of the old jew, he gasped, 'your fucking brother won't let me in without a tie.'
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7/10

 

[MotF Bane]

I chuckled.

 

[thegimp03]

lol

 

[El Guaraguao]

lol

 

[Train]

8/10

 

[jonks]

shens. there's only one jew in afghanistan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zablon_Simintov

 

[Bl0cks]

oh shit oh shit oh shit

 

[Bateluer]

I loled.

 

[FoBoT]

you could take out Taliban and Jewish and it would be the same joke

 

[OCGuy]

you could take out Taliban and Jewish and it would be the same joke

"A fleeing desperate for water" ?

 

[yh125d]

I almost lol'd.
Instead it was an internal chuckle.

This, my friend, is known as LIHin

 

[moks78]

:biggrin:

 

[tyler811]

shens. there's only one jew in afghanistan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zablon_Simintov

You just made that Wiki entry did'nt you :hmm:

 

[F1N3ST]

Ohn

 

[TridenT]

I didn't chuckle or laugh or internally do it either. I saw the punchline and I was like, "Meh. That was expected."

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

i wasn't expecting it so it was a real good laugh, thanks !

and i've shared it too

 

[olds]

4/10
I might have rated it higher if you had fixed the formatting after the copy/paste.

 

[tyler811]

4/10
I might have rated it higher if you had fixed the formatting after the copy/paste.

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