The Swingers Rules

[Hamburgerpimp]

"Do you think we'll get there by midnight?"
"Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!"


"I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne."
"What? They don't have fighting anymore?"
"Yeah, but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one."
"Make somebody's head bleed."
"All right. I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for Super-Fan 99 over here."


"Mikey, is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to join us for a cocktail? Is he polite? Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes. Don't let him go!"


"This happens to be a $100 minimum bet table. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stake tables."



ripped from ESPN

 

[bmacd]

uhhh????

-=bmacd=-

 

[thawolfman]

Sounds like something Bill Simmons would write 😀

 

[trmiv]

"Look at this, OK? I want you to remeber this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

 

[SViscusi]

"The Swingers?"

I could of sworn it was just Swingers, but great movie anyway.

Best line of the movie

I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.

 

[tm37]

havem't you seen boyz in the hood? Now one of us is gonna get shot.

 

[Supahfreak]

I could of sworn it was just Swingers

You'd be right, my favorite movie. You should also check out "Made". Or is it "The Made"😛

FreAk😀

 

[axelfox]

You are SO money

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: axelfox
You are SO money

ANd you don't even know it😀