James Bond
Diamond Member
This one guy I work with is constantly annoying me. Honestly, I think that he thinks he's being funny and outgoing, but no, it's just annoying.
He got married about 2 months ago, so since then, he does nothing but rag on other peoples relationships. Any time a girl comes up in conversation he will immediately begin making sexual innuendos and tell me that I don't have a chance for <blank> reason. When he does this, he is joking, but I still want to punch his face.
He also feels the need to touch everyone else's hair. I do not understand this. I shower every morning and look damn good coming into the office. He does not. So every time he comes in my wing, he will sit next to me then either pat my head or put his hands all over my hair. I usually end up scooting away or telling him to fuck off, and he laughs and makes weird comments about my hair, trying to poke fun at me, I guess.
The weird thing is that he seems to only do this with people who actually look nice when they come to work. I've seen him act this way with several others, and it's always the guys that put effort into their appearance. I work in IT, so this is about 20% of the group.
Aside from his weirdness, he's a nice guy and tends to bring food. I don't want to be a total dick and hurt his feelings, but honestly, wtf?
He got married about 2 months ago, so since then, he does nothing but rag on other peoples relationships. Any time a girl comes up in conversation he will immediately begin making sexual innuendos and tell me that I don't have a chance for <blank> reason. When he does this, he is joking, but I still want to punch his face.
He also feels the need to touch everyone else's hair. I do not understand this. I shower every morning and look damn good coming into the office. He does not. So every time he comes in my wing, he will sit next to me then either pat my head or put his hands all over my hair. I usually end up scooting away or telling him to fuck off, and he laughs and makes weird comments about my hair, trying to poke fun at me, I guess.
The weird thing is that he seems to only do this with people who actually look nice when they come to work. I've seen him act this way with several others, and it's always the guys that put effort into their appearance. I work in IT, so this is about 20% of the group.
Aside from his weirdness, he's a nice guy and tends to bring food. I don't want to be a total dick and hurt his feelings, but honestly, wtf?
